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Johnny to Victor

There Will Be No Mutual Masturbation

From Here on Out!

4/15/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Johnny Weir wrote a 5-page post-nup which is part of his newfangled reconciliation package with Victor Voronov -- and Johnny makes it clear mutual masturbation will NOT be tolerated.

TMZ broke the story ... Johnny and Victor agreed over the weekend to call off their divorce, but Victor wanted Johnny to sign a document apologizing for trashing Victor in the media and promising to keep Johnny's mom out of their relationship.

So Johnny fired back with a document of his own, which, among other things, defines the type of cheating that will not be tolerated.  The document -- obtained by TMZ -- lists the following:

-- sex outside the marriage
-- oral sex outside the marriage
-- kissing or making out
-- sexting
-- aggressive flirting
-- mutual masturbation
-- social media/grindr/dating

And it gets better.  According to the document, if either one has a situation where they're "in close range or contact with someone from our past or someone to be part of the future" ... the other can veto the contact.  Johnny specifically gives an example of a figure skater he dated.

The document also requires joint STD tests every 6 months with the results being read with both in the room.

And there's a section about splitting assets if they ultimately get divorced:  "Should a gift be given, i.e., the Cartier Roadster (R.I.P.), the gift belongs to you."  Someone broke the watch!

And finally ... there's a section titled "Ultimatums."   Johnny lists examples of Victor's ultimatums, including, "If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to have a free f*** of anyone I want."

Simply fabulous.

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136.

Michael Dennique    

Johnny Weir and Victor will never last period. They give the Gay community a bad wrap.

My life partner and soul mate celebrate our 33 year anniversary this year and we as gay men take our relationship quite seriously with respect and positive communication and trust.

Johnny & Victor should separate/divorce as they have no trust in each other nor do they take the institution of marriage seriously. I find they relationship deplorable.

188 days ago
137.

Johnbrnc    

These two are an embarrassment to the gay community and the worst possible example of same sex marriage. Beyond ridiculous and now with the sleezy news of the post-nup which clearly indicates they are both slutty perverts it only gets worse. Victor, Johnny… do us all a favor and go your separate ways, get out of the news and get tested for std's!

188 days ago
138.

billybulldog    

Thats all sure to work.How idiotic.

188 days ago
139.

ewwwww    

who the ****s are these?

188 days ago
140.

CarlyZ    

And who said gay marriage was a bad idea?

188 days ago
141.

Numapass    

One item was missing - joint custody of all lube whether flavoured or not

188 days ago
142.

Elle    

About JohnnyWeir's husband's: fraud,drug abuse, harassment, battery, DUIs, practicing law w/o license http://bit.ly/QLPbRD

179 days ago
143.

Elle    

About JohnnyWeir's husband's: fraud,drug abuse, harassment, battery, DUIs, practicing law w/o license http://bit.ly/QLPbRD

179 days ago
144.

duanculo    

JW is so sexy

177 days ago
145.

Izzy    

Sadly these two are the Superficial DRAMA queens most gays get stereotyped as. But hey they have to make drama to make some cash right? Damn connie queens!

32 days ago
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