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Johnny to Victor

There Will Be No Mutual Masturbation

From Here on Out!

4/15/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Johnny Weir wrote a 5-page post-nup which is part of his newfangled reconciliation package with Victor Voronov -- and Johnny makes it clear mutual masturbation will NOT be tolerated.

TMZ broke the story ... Johnny and Victor agreed over the weekend to call off their divorce, but Victor wanted Johnny to sign a document apologizing for trashing Victor in the media and promising to keep Johnny's mom out of their relationship.

So Johnny fired back with a document of his own, which, among other things, defines the type of cheating that will not be tolerated.  The document -- obtained by TMZ -- lists the following:

-- sex outside the marriage
-- oral sex outside the marriage
-- kissing or making out
-- sexting
-- aggressive flirting
-- mutual masturbation
-- social media/grindr/dating

And it gets better.  According to the document, if either one has a situation where they're "in close range or contact with someone from our past or someone to be part of the future" ... the other can veto the contact.  Johnny specifically gives an example of a figure skater he dated.

The document also requires joint STD tests every 6 months with the results being read with both in the room.

And there's a section about splitting assets if they ultimately get divorced:  "Should a gift be given, i.e., the Cartier Roadster (R.I.P.), the gift belongs to you."  Someone broke the watch!

And finally ... there's a section titled "Ultimatums."   Johnny lists examples of Victor's ultimatums, including, "If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to have a free f*** of anyone I want."

Simply fabulous.

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16.

jpinPHX    

Stupid queens...

189 days ago
17.

Truth    

AND THIS IS WHY GAYS ARE NOT TOLERATED IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS... JUST SAYIN. #TRUTH!!

189 days ago
18.

KOKOPELLeigh    

No no no no no. Gay marriage was just barely legalized...and only in a few states, yet you two are seriously, already, make a mockery out of it like straight people. Geez. Sad!!!!

Ban marriage for EVERYONE! Especially stupid marriage contracts!

189 days ago
19.

Holly    

These two are disgusting. If you have to put in a prenup that mutual masturbation and sex outside the marriage is cheating, your marriage is doomed. And STD tests every six months? What in the hell is wrong with these people? These idiots should get divorced and never ever get married to anyone ever again.

189 days ago
20.

Kev the Realist    

these two morons need to see a shrink. Anyone who needs to even write a do***ent like this whether hetero or homo should not only NOT be together, buit they need serious psychiatirc help. If this is what any segment of society feels is necessary to have a relationship they are sick, sick sick. These two need to crawl back under the rock where they belong.

189 days ago
21.

franklyspeaking    

They need std tests cause there's no bond. Why would u stray if ur in love #Gross

189 days ago
22.

ama    

Yuck..

189 days ago
23.

diane    

Disgusting

189 days ago
24.

static    

Mentally I'll people can't enter into contracts.

189 days ago
25.

BSname    

I now am 100% in favor of gay marriage.

189 days ago
26.

nick    

Johnny needs all those rules in order to behave?

189 days ago
27.

Crabby    

hopefully these two ass clowns will give each other AIDS and die

189 days ago
28.

Susan62509    

Their relationship has been doomed from the start. Why can't they each go out and find someone who they are compatible with rather than continue to try and mold each other into the person they want them to be?

189 days ago
29.

BLUE UGLY 💩    

*Vomits* at least they won't spread the AIDs doing that I guess

189 days ago
30.

freaksober    

he forgot " no licking of strangers sharts"

189 days ago
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