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'Deadliest Catch' Captain

Masturbation Is a

High Seas Sedative

4/22/2014 12:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

042214_wichorwski_launch"Wild" Bill Wichrowski has the cure for insomnia in the open waters ... a little self-gratification.

It's unclear why our photog and the "Deadliest Catch" captain were obsessed with talking about masturbation ... but they had quite the revealing chat about "relieving yourself" on a boat.

Wichrowski went on about the preferred locations for a little one-on-one, as well as how a quick session can help the guys fall asleep on the high sea. 

Whatever happened to just counting sheep?  Then again, sheep are a whole different ballgame.

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1.

Thizz √$    

T.M.I.

133 days ago
2.

William Foresman    

what happened to taking a girlfriend along? Sounds like a much better plan than his!

133 days ago
3.

OhWell    

Harvey Loves Seamen.

133 days ago
4.

Giggity    

I wonder if there's any homo activities on those boats. I mean those guys must get lonely out there !!

133 days ago
5.

Ted    

As a bater/edger I totally agree. Nothing better than self gratification.

133 days ago
6.

makzaveli88    

Who cares every man masturbates

133 days ago
7.

Dog And Pony    

Is he saying "all hands on deck"? Deck? I mean d!ck.

133 days ago
8.

arrowhead74    

I'd mix up a batch with Daddy.

132 days ago
9.

The Zombie    

Why would you NOT spank it if you're on a boat for that long? Seriously.

132 days ago
10.

en Todo Momento!!    

what a bunch of hand-puzy wusses. if a captain 100 years ago had caught/found a seaman touching himself on ship, he would have probably ripped his nuts off. and threw him to the sharks. all the lame asz dudes these days, they catch a single freakin shrip and go around showing off the hairs on their chest for it. punks and whiney bitches is all they are. seaman of the past are surely turning in their graves it shame and embarrassment.

130 days ago

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