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Dan Bilzerian

Dear Porn Star,

I Triple Dog Dare You to Sue Me

5/15/2014 8:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Dan Bilzerian -- Instagram celeb and famed porn star tosser -- even makes legal wars entertaining ... 'cause he's threatening to snatch up everything that porn star owns if she sues him for the rooftop stunt gone wrong.  

Bilzerian's lawyer, Tom Goldstein, fired off a bombastic, and hysterical, letter to the lawyer for Janice Griffith -- who says she broke her foot when Bilzerian threw her off a roof, and into a pool during a photo shoot.

In the letter, Bilzerian and Goldstein claim Griffith clearly gave permission to do the stunt, and therefore has no basis to sue -- or as they put it ... "Like your client, the facts of the claim won't, quite, fly."

The letter is dripping with sarcasm, a ton of barbs about her porn career (you should seriously read the whole thing) -- and a detailed description of what will happen if Griffith takes legal action: 

"Your client should just box up almost every last bit of her property (please exclude all videos and photographs as well as the seemingly inevitable small yappy dog) and drop it off with you in safe-keep for Mr. Bilzerian. After he receives the judgement in his favor, he will have it all delivered to him. Then he will probably blow it up with a mortar in the desert."

Griffith came on TMZ Live and strongly hinted she'd sue. We'll see if DB's letter makes her think twice.

Dan Bilzerian Throws Porn Star Off Roof

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16.

Smoke Kush    

Classy guy.. . give people money and they always show their true colors....

161 days ago
17.

S D M F    

Joe Francis thought he was invincible , where is Joey now?

161 days ago
18.

Carl    

I wonder if judges can take things like this into account in a trial.

161 days ago
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tgrfan42069    

so wait if she gave him permission to shoot her in the face then he shouldnt be charged?

161 days ago
20.

tgrfan42069    

im guessing the guy has a small pecker..uses his money to have naked women flock around him and takes pictures and posts them for the world to see

161 days ago
21.

static    

What a homo.

161 days ago
22.

Dawn    

It'd be funny if she wins and he had to box up every last bit of HIS property. That would make this letter even more hilarious. Then maybe his lawyer would focus more on being a professional and not a funnyman.

161 days ago
23.

ASH    

arrogant caants.

161 days ago
24.

L. Ron Hubbard -Scientologist    

Creepy people and porn go hand in hand!

161 days ago
25.

Tony    

This guy would make a great bottom-hunk in a gay porn!

161 days ago
26.

Clyde T.M. Nestra    

Tom Goldstein is a real lawyer? He certainly doesn't correspond like one, and my two year old niece has a more adult-looking signature.

161 days ago
27.

baby    

how can you agree to something then turn around and sue? she was stupid to begin with for doing such a stunt, she made her bed...

161 days ago
28.

The Maharincess of Franistan    

Who cares about some ol porno hole and some dirty pimp?

161 days ago
29.

Sean Kelly    

Sue the douche bag and put his attorney in his place.

161 days ago
30.

Machelle    

That attorney should be reported for intimidation and ethics violation.

161 days ago
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