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Dan Bilzerian

Dear Porn Star,

I Triple Dog Dare You to Sue Me

5/15/2014 8:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Dan Bilzerian -- Instagram celeb and famed porn star tosser -- even makes legal wars entertaining ... 'cause he's threatening to snatch up everything that porn star owns if she sues him for the rooftop stunt gone wrong.  

Bilzerian's lawyer, Tom Goldstein, fired off a bombastic, and hysterical, letter to the lawyer for Janice Griffith -- who says she broke her foot when Bilzerian threw her off a roof, and into a pool during a photo shoot.

In the letter, Bilzerian and Goldstein claim Griffith clearly gave permission to do the stunt, and therefore has no basis to sue -- or as they put it ... "Like your client, the facts of the claim won't, quite, fly."

The letter is dripping with sarcasm, a ton of barbs about her porn career (you should seriously read the whole thing) -- and a detailed description of what will happen if Griffith takes legal action: 

"Your client should just box up almost every last bit of her property (please exclude all videos and photographs as well as the seemingly inevitable small yappy dog) and drop it off with you in safe-keep for Mr. Bilzerian. After he receives the judgement in his favor, he will have it all delivered to him. Then he will probably blow it up with a mortar in the desert."

Griffith came on TMZ Live and strongly hinted she'd sue. We'll see if DB's letter makes her think twice.

Dan Bilzerian Throws Porn Star Off Roof

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46.

B4-I-FU-RU-18?    

Wtf drafted that illiterate crap?

139 days ago
47.

Ron Fing Swanson    

The guy is a Instagram celeb that right there should show the buffoonery you're dealing with.

139 days ago
48.

jabberjaws    

Who?

139 days ago
49.

Surfgirl    

Disgusting man n acts like a pair of tits!!

139 days ago
50.

Gold37    

This guy makes Justin Bieber seem humble. D0uche!

139 days ago
51.

HillbillyHell    

Best thing I've read on TMZ this year. Very clever. It's obvious from the many negative posts that TMZ readers aren't big fans of sarcasm/satire.

139 days ago
52.

Vivian    

That letter was the biggest (and most poorly written) attempt at bullying I've ever seen. It will most def be used in court against this jack-ass. He (along with Hustler) failed to do due diligence prior to setting up the stunt. The lawyer is trying to bully her by saying "she agreed to it before hand." UUUMMM...no one can contract to being abused. Sorry, it won't fly. Can you open a grocery store and put a sign out front that says you might die if you buy these groceries? Can you hire people at a coffee shop and have them sign a contract that states they could burn to death at any time making a latte?
It was their responsibility to take "reasonable care" and do some research and put measures into place to make sure the half-ass stunt was safe. Anyone looking at the roof and concrete below could reasonably deduce that it was a VERY DANGEROUS thing to do. She's actually lucky she didn't flip back and hit her head. I hope the judge nails this guy and makes him pay. And as for the attorney, he should be fined for bullying the girl...what a loser.

139 days ago
53.

Rigby    

Instagram star? Hahaha what a loser he is grow up.

139 days ago
54.

Glam    

she would win , this guy is a efin b%$@& ! He wasn't supposed to pretend to throw her or something and CLEARLY didn't stop and wanted to throw her and even if he didn't he didn't do it right and should be liable , what a ****y ugly loser, i hope she gets his money and he goes no where in life! praying No one give\s this loser work!

139 days ago
55.

Jen5523    

Is it just me or is this really unprofessional?

139 days ago
56.

Jen5523    

Is it just me or is the letter really unprofessional?

139 days ago
57.

Marvin    

She is that stupid, she deserved a broken foot.

139 days ago
58.

Randaleese    

Not the dog, snarky little leprechaun!

139 days ago
59.

Michelle    

I hope she does get some money out of this douchebag. All women should stay away from this guy

139 days ago
60.

Gordo    

He was born rich right?
He oozes entitlement

139 days ago
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