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Lance Armstrong

'Missing Testicle' Surfaces

During Card Game

5/19/2014 7:21 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Sooooooo ... game night took a helluva turn at the Armstrong house this weekend. 

Lance was playing "Cards Against Humanity" (it's sorta like competitive group Mad Libs) ... when he drew a card that hit a little below the belt ... "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle." 

Lance had a sense of humor about it ... and posted a photo of the card on Twitter along with the caption, "Just another night of playing Cards Against Humanity."

Hey, at least Lance found a game he's actually allowed to compete in.

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7 COMMENTS

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1.

amyd    

It's not "missing". It was removed. It's probably in a jar somewhere.

123 days ago
2.

BLUE UGLY 💩    

Can't play cards on steroids

123 days ago
3.

Questdelsangraal    

Who cares about this cheater?
The bum should be living on the streets.

123 days ago
4.

FREEDOM    

HE TOOK THE WORLD FOR A RIDE.

123 days ago
5.

lourdgoogoo    

I am sorry I even clicked on a link about this lowlife.

122 days ago
6.

Cannotdoanythingaboutit    

Great publicist Lance! Even better endocrinologist/hematologist that made your exogenous EPO undetectable. They should go after that doctor.

122 days ago

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