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Barack Obama

to Seattle Seahawks:

I GOT JOKES!!!!

5/21/2014 12:42 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Host: "Welcome to comedy hour here at the White House!  Next up ... a very funny comedian ... hails all the way from Nairobi ...(pauses for laughter) ... just kidding!

But seriously, You've seen this guy on "Tonight Show" and also you may know him from killing Osama bin Laden .... ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the comedic stylings of BARACK OOOOOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, the Headliner-Of-State broke out the jokes during a speech at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. today to honor the reigning Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks. 

Obama zinged Richard Sherman, Marshawn Lynch and even Russell Wilson's hair -- some of it was actually not bad. 

Check out the clip ... and remember, tip your wait staff. For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
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46.

Woot    

I LOVE this man!
Go ahead with your down votes and your rabid neanderthal comments. Our skin's pretty tough by now. [‘ᴥ’]

91 days ago
47.

Davis    

Come on Barry you don't even like sports. Quit trying to pander to people who do. Have you ever seen Barry try to through a baseball ? Its a pretty limp wrested affair. Just like everything else he does.

91 days ago
48.

dan    

yep,just look at him. the biggest freakin joke around. filthy n igger......

91 days ago
49.

jjbythesea    

He is the joke but no one thinks he's funny.

91 days ago
50.

NightWisp    

What a Maroon !!!

91 days ago
51.

Long shot    

Go president obama. We love you to all the haters get a life

91 days ago
52.

The Del Rubio Triplets    

The biggest joke is Obama's presidency, or lack thereof

91 days ago
53.

TeacherLauren    

SEAHAWKS!!!!!!

91 days ago
54.

MrBill    

Obama's best joke yet -- Obamacare!!! Soo not funny

90 days ago
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