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Barack Obama

to Seattle Seahawks:

I GOT JOKES!!!!

5/21/2014 12:42 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Host: "Welcome to comedy hour here at the White House!  Next up ... a very funny comedian ... hails all the way from Nairobi ...(pauses for laughter) ... just kidding!

But seriously, You've seen this guy on "Tonight Show" and also you may know him from killing Osama bin Laden .... ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the comedic stylings of BARACK OOOOOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, the Headliner-Of-State broke out the jokes during a speech at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. today to honor the reigning Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks. 

Obama zinged Richard Sherman, Marshawn Lynch and even Russell Wilson's hair -- some of it was actually not bad. 

Check out the clip ... and remember, tip your wait staff. For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
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BLUE UGLY 💩    

Go OceanHawks

152 days ago
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Clytemnestra    

I'm so old I remember when politics and show business were two separate and distinct careers.

152 days ago
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naue7    

does this guy even run america or just pretend?

152 days ago
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HumanNature    

Obamacare Is The Real Joke!

152 days ago
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chicagoannie    

Glad PBO's got a good sense of humor. The GOP makes me cry.

152 days ago
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Skit    

Obama you ARE the Joke. just not everyone has taken their blinders off to see it yet.
Which is sad

152 days ago
7.

Truth    

GAWWWD, WORST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD. JUST CUZ UR HALF-BLACK DONT MEAN UR FUNNY. STICK WITH UR DAY JOB (UNTIL 2016). #TRUTH!!

152 days ago
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TAP THAT AZZ    

what a surprise to see BLUE and SKIT comment already. hard day at work boys? how about making a contribution to society instead of trolling tmz 24/7 ... unemployed LOSERS

152 days ago
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James R. - Los Angeles    

Your biggest joke is obamacare!

152 days ago
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Rigby    

Lol

152 days ago
11.

al baby    

So Mr. Obama how did you stand up routine Help a honored Vet in need of medical care today ?

152 days ago
12.

HRH Prince Michael    

"I got Jokes"
But, enough about the Fascists that you call a "Cabinet".

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152 days ago
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KicksandGiggles    

Hey TMZ....... Its PRESIDENT Barack Obama. Be respectful!!! PRESIDENT Barack Obama!!!!

152 days ago
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Just My Opinion    

What jokes? That you wasn't really born in Africa as a lion, that you were really born in Seattle as a Seahawk ?
JK

152 days ago
15.

Mr. Mystery    

This Godless Pharaoh has divided the country as much as the Civil War.
From a purely historical standpoint, do you know what
happens to Godless Pharaohs?

Craigslist.com/NYC/Rant and Rave Section
"The House of David:
....Like Sheaves on The Threshing Floor."

"The House of David:
The Undeniable and Indefensible Final Declaration"

152 days ago
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