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Kardashian Wedding Menu

For 'Most Remarkable People

Of Our Time'

5/25/2014 7:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Kanye West paid tribute to his new family by calling them "the most remarkable people of our time."  He's clearly delusional, but we'll give them this ... the Kardashian's know how to plan a menu.

So here's the grub for the Florence reception:

PRIMO PLATTO

Homemade mezzelune pasta stuffed with ricotta cheese, thyme and marjoram, with parmigiano zabaglione and golden curls.

Mezzelune de pasta fresca al timo e maggiorana con ricotta fresca allo zabajone de parmigiano e riccioli de foglia d'oro


PIATTO DI MEZZO

Monkfish fillet in crust of aromatic herbs on a bed of pureed celeriac millefeuille of tropea, sweet onions and vitelotte potatoes.

Filetto di rana pescatrice in crosta de erbette aromatici(sp?) su purea di sedano rapa milleoglie di cipolle di rosse di tropea e patate vitelotte.


SECOND PLATTO

Beef fillet with brunello di montalgimo sauce, potato tarte seasoned with truffle green beans.

Cuore di filetto di manzo al brunello dimontalcimo, tortino de patate dolci at tartufo, covoncino di fagiolini al vapore.


DESSERT

Homemade strawberry sorbet

Sorbetto artiginale alla fragola

Wedding Cake

Torta nuziale

Can we just go back to "the most remarkable people of our time." ??? Just incredible ... unbelievable.

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16.

Roundisnotsquare    

Kanye said that with a straight face? We'll, I guess he has had plenty of practice kissing his own azz for so many years, Yeezus Christ!

88 days ago
17.

ibbaby    

That must have been hard for Rob. Poor guy.

88 days ago
18.

peaceluvwar    

Wheres the fried chicken?

88 days ago
19.

fifithepoodle    

What a bunch of egotists

88 days ago
20.

Shudder    

ENOUGH SAID THE UNIVERSE TO TMZ DO YOU REALLY THINK WE CARE ABOUT WHAT THESE UNWORTHY FRAUDS ATE.....so much b.s. for a marriage that will not last....TMZ SHAME ON YOU

88 days ago
21.

Applehead    

Plain English translation: Cheese Ravioli Deep Fried Filet O' Fish on Mashed Potatoes Steak with Red Wine Gravy Cake Multiply by half a million for the overwrought Italian descriptions.

88 days ago
22.

princessmommie    

I think its laughable they thought bey and jay would go- the Carter's pay for their privacy while the lardashians sell theirs to the highest bidder.

88 days ago
23.

Bob    

There's no amount of gold leaf and caviar that will cover up the fact you are a soulless and talentless fame-whore.

88 days ago
24.

bkblueknight    

D-list retired porn star and her pimp mom are most incredible people of our time? oh kanye, i used to like you.

88 days ago
25.

man930    

PMSL...." most remarkable"...I think PMK used to rave about "amazing" Dumphries and Odom, West..your ars is next...

88 days ago
26.

Lola    

So which one of these high school graduates can read Italian now? Rob and Kourtney are the only two K's who went to college. The rest are ignorant. Thyme is horrible.

Really classy people don't favor pretentiousness, and that's all this event was. Now which one of their so-important guests rank as anything special?

I was thinking about Kim and realized that just about everything she does, every event, every picture, is just an event sponsored and created by Kim herself. When is she ever asked by anybody else to do something? Even the vogue blurb was something that kanye begged to be done for a very long time, years.

88 days ago
27.

Roberik 22    

Nothing wrong with him wanting to compliment his new family. Food sounds great. Don't judge them on trying to be classy. It's their day and their money.

88 days ago
28.

Dutchie    

Too bad they weren't not like smoke. All it would take was a good wind and dissapear.
But judging from Kim's fat ass, she must put out tons of wind per day.
My diagnosis is that they all suffer from Delusions of Grandeur.
They all know that they are s***, so they have to exonerate themselves to make them feel good about their pathetic lies.

87 days ago
29.

Sasha    

They are still well paid trailer trash and now kanye is their pet negro since lamar left....

87 days ago
30.

Kathy    

I have always liked Andrea Bocelli - no more - that he would sing at this spectacle that they called a wedding - it was nothing more than "look at us, we are rich , and we are going to show the world just how rich we are!" They are all pigs - and no more John Legend for me either.

87 days ago
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