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Michael Lohan

Our Father, Who Art a Deadbeat

Ordered to Pay Up or Be Arrested

5/31/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0530-mike-dina-lohan-cross-tmz-01Dina Lohan's prayers have just been answered -- TMZ has learned, a judge just ordered Michael Lohan to fork over back child support to cover his son Cody's Catholic school education ... or a warrant will be issued for his arrest.

We're told Michael has until July to pay up. Dina claims he owes $20,000, legal docs say it's only $3,800 ... and Michael claims he's OVERpaid his ex. 

Now let us pray ...

Michael Lohan, who art a deadbeat (allegedly)
Shallow be thy fame
Don't look so glum
And don't try to run
Because if you don't pay your damn bills already, you'll end up in jail again.

Give your kids their monthly bread (money)
And they'll forgive your trespasses,
As you forgive Kate Major, who trespasses against you.
And lead yourself not into temptation,
but deliver yourself from evil.

Seriously, enough already.

Amen.

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zombie    

Oh and Harvey, how about we rewrite some passages from the Talmud you disrespectful POS.

83 days ago
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Grandma Cracker    

Bet the kid loves having his POS parents fight over money publicly. I guess he is used to it though, after all he has to live everyday as a Lohan.

83 days ago
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Chris    

If I were vaguely religious, I'd be pissed off how you mental giants at TMZ parody the Lord's Prayer in this milestone story. However, you're all GOING TO HELL anyway for various reasons, so I'll just pray for your black souls.

83 days ago
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kewljewl    

Really?? I don't like that "prayer" Disrespectful

83 days ago
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RaineeDrops    

Who has been writing some of these stories for TMZ lately? They aren't funny.

Mocking prayer.

The other day it was a joke about Beckham and his penis then JWoWW

It is lame, and not even funny.

83 days ago
21.

RaineeDrops    

Harvey, you hate when anyone speaks out against a gay lifestyle yet you are a-okay with offending christians or religion.

What is happening to your site?

83 days ago
22.

boo boo    

That was stupid. Tmz, give me back the minute and a half it took me to read that garbage.

83 days ago
23.

t    

I hope the Pope sues Harvey over this...

83 days ago
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★★★★ Lindsay Speaks The Truth ★★★★    

Dina Lohan's prayers have just been answered-
More money for coke & booze.

83 days ago
25.

Chris    

Time Warner has been notified about this story. Wait for it.

83 days ago
26.

Eye roll     

Tmz take a step back and f your own face! Are you trying to be creative with piece of crap story? It's not funny in the least. This site sucks. Perezhilton is way better

83 days ago
27.

noGenius    

WHAT A FAMILY. HE'LL NOW TURN THIS INTO HIS OWN REALITY SHOW.

83 days ago
28.

Rigby    

Eww deadbeat dad!

83 days ago
29.

Sid    

Harv must be on vacation. Have the tmz staffers running wild on stupid posts.

83 days ago
30.

IEZ    

Stupid story. Tmz is getting dumber

83 days ago
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