Tom Cruise Suffers Beat Down by Chick Flick

6/10/2014 12:02 AM PDT

Shailene Woodley: You like apples?
Tom Cruise: Yeah.
Shailene: Well, I just kicked your ass at the box office with a sappy-tug-at-your-heart-strings flick about a girl dying from cancer! How do you like them apples?

Tom: Can I get a hit off your oxygen tank?