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World Cup Mascot

Armadillos Are Badass & Horny

... Says Jack Hanna

6/12/2014 7:42 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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World Cup MascotWith so many soccer players banned from having sex during the World Cup, there's one dude who CAN'T BE RESTRAINED ... the armadillo mascot -- because Jack Hanna tells us, those things will mate ANYWHERE!! 

The animal guru tells TMZ Sports he's really excited that Brazil chose the Three-Banded Armadillo as the official mascot -- saying, "It is fitting that they picked [the armadillo] because they are endangered, but can also roll up into a secure ball to protect themselves from predators."

As for the armadillo sex drive -- Hanna says he knows from experience, those things have no shame! 

"I’ve taken armadillos on the 'Late Show with David Letterman' several times -- and would you believe that one time a pair even mated right on his desk!"

Armadillos -- they'll probably be having more sex than team Costa Rica and Mexico ... their coaches put the nix on nookie until the tourney is over.

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lourdgoogoo    

If you did not say that was supposed to be an armadillo I would not have known it.

78 days ago
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FREEDOM    

THE WORLD CUP IS ONE BIG ORGY. UNBELIEVABLY SICK!!

78 days ago
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FREEDOM    

THIS IS THE ONLY FACE THEY COULD FIND, NO ONE WANTS TO BE AFFILIATED WITH THE CUP.

78 days ago

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