Shia LaBeouf You Know Urine Trouble When ...

6/30/2014 5:45 PM PDT

Shia LaBeouf claims he doesn't want the spotlight of celebrity -- so maybe he should quit peeing in restaurant parking lots, 'cause that doesn't fly anywhere unless you get a special foreigner pass. Don't freak out yet.

Just watch and learn. Then freak out … like most of us did.