'Hollywood Hillbillies' Stodden's Sloppy Makeout Sesh ... Pisses Off Mema

8/29/2014 12:10 AM PDT

Michael from "Hollywood Hillbillies" needs some lessons from his Mema on the proper way to kiss a girl ... 'cause she's ripping him for doing it all wrong.

You gotta see how Michael slobbers all over the breastacular Courtney Stodden in this clip from their Reelz TV show.

Mema was not amused. She says all the tonsil hockey made her sick, and you'll probably agree once you see her imitate the action.

FUN FACT: Props to Mema for proper use of the word ... 'whoreface.'