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Celebrity Nude Photo Leak

Leaves Hollywood Reeling

9/2/2014 9:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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HERE'S THE RUNDOWN
  • The Gory Aftermath of the Suge Knight Shooting
  • Mark Wahlberg Ditches His Bro's Wedding
  • Justin Bieber's Arrest Could Spell BIG Trouble for the Singer
  • A Rape Controversy Hits the 'Big Brother' House
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1.

She's baaaack    

Marvin Hamlisch said it best in A Chorus Line:

Dance: ten; Looks; three.
And I' still on unemployment,
Dancing for my own enjoyment.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.

"Dance: ten; Looks; three,"
I like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor for
My appointment to buy...

Tits and ass.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.

Tits and ass!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
Tits and ass won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours.

Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either.

Flat and sassy,
I would get the strays and losers.
Beggars really can't be choosers.
That ain't it, kid. That ain't it, kid.

Fised the chassis.
"How do you do!"
Life turned into and
Endless medley of
"Gee it had to be you!"
Why?

Tits and ass!
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there.
You have got 'em, hey.
Top to bottom, hey.

It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone.
Shake your new maracas and you fine!
Tits and ass can change your life.
They sure changed mine.

Have it all done.
Honey, take my word.
Grab a cab, c'mon.
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For

Tits and ass.
Orchestra or balcony.
What they want is whatcha see.
Keep the best of you.
Do the rest of you.

Pits or class.
I have never seen it fail.
Debutante or chorus girl or wife.

Tits and ass,
Yes, tits and ass
Have changed...
My...
Life...!

16 days ago
2.

MIKE    

Why are you glorifying a ****in gang banger! Suge Knight is a gangster thug,now thanks to TMZ kids will think its cool to get shot!

16 days ago
3.

10of11    

tmz live brought up the idea that maybe it's partially the victim's fault for taking the picture. that's like saying well, people shouldn't buy jewelry in the first place because burglars will try to steal them. really? (though if their password was 'password' then.... well..)

15 days ago
4.

Kerry    

ALL PHOTOS AND VIDEOS, check out this link:
http://bit.ly/LeakPictures

13 days ago

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