Jay Z -- Shames French Guy Over Name Game

Some guy in Paris dared to ask Jay Z ... who are you -- and H to the Izzo got P to the Issed off outside the Louvre. But we can't figure out why. There are several "Jigga what" theories ... which reminds us of that super popular Japanese film you've seen over and over.

Kidding. It's totally obscure, but still ... enjoy the theories!