Diplo vs. Lorde Beef Heats Up In Celebrity High School

11/13/2014 6:00 PM PST

Diplo and Lorde -- Beef Heats Up in Celebrity High School

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OMG!! Diplo totally tweeted Taylor Swift needs a Kickstarter to get herself ... some BOOTY! And then Lorde was like all bitchmode, and told Diplo about his small weenie!!

Uh, you guys -- this is so not even LOL or JK.