Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman Present: How To Stop Your Man From Smoking

6/4/2015 12:23 AM PDT

See Simon Cowell sneak out for a cigarette in London on Wednesday night.

See girlfriend Lauren Silverman hot on his trail.

See the face of a man caught.

Smile, Simon! Smile like nothing's out of sorts!

See Lauren take control.

Avoid, Simon! Avoid!

See a man accept defeat.

Put it away, Simon! Put it away!

See a man retreat in failure.

Don't smoke, kids.