Simon Cowell & Lauren Silverman Present:
How To Stop Your
Man From Smoking
6/4/2015 12:23 AM PDT
See Simon Cowell sneak out for a cigarette in London on Wednesday night.
See girlfriend Lauren Silverman hot on his trail.
See the face of a man caught.
Smile, Simon! Smile like nothing's out of sorts!
See Lauren take control.
Avoid, Simon! Avoid!
See a man accept defeat.
Put it away, Simon! Put it away!
See a man retreat in failure.
Don't smoke, kids.