2016 Presidential Hopefuls Present: 7 Steps To Stumping At The Iowa State Fair

8/17/2015 12:44 AM PDT

2016 Presidential Hopefuls Present: 7 Steps To Stumping At The Iowa State Fair

So, you're a 2016 presidential candidate and you've got to stump down at the Iowa State Fair? Don't sweat it, Bernie Sanders -- we've got you covered with these 7 easy steps.



Step 1. Get there (preferably in a branded helicopter)



Step 2. Find some space to make a quick speech to your supporters.



Step 3. Pose for some selfies.



Step 4. Shake hands with the people!



Try not to do it as awkwardly as Donald Trump.



Step 5. Eat some pork.



Step 6. Shill for the pork people after you eat their pork.



Step 7. Win the hearts of the people with a folksy hand gesture!



That's all there is to it. If you're still sweating after this, Bernie ... then you're on your own.