Mario Batali Scooting Around NYC What a Crock!!!

9/27/2015 7:37 AM PDT

Mario Batali was puttering around the Big Apple Saturday on a vespa wearing matching shorts and crocs ... orange.

The star of "The Chew" was traversing the streets of Tribeca on his Vespa, protecting his noggin but leaving his feet somewhat vulnerable to vehicular attack.

Orange, pink and blue.  Who knew?