Joanna Krupa Yo, Aquaman ... I Got Your Trident Right Here!

1/3/2017 11:17 AM PST

Joanna Krupa Looks Like Superhero in Green Bikini

If Hollywood's still casting for "Aquaman" they might want to look into Joanna Krupa, who looked like a superhero paddling around Miami in the tiniest possible green bikini.

The former 'Real Housewife' was a sight for sore eyes, if you can decide which way to direct your eyes -- lot o' options in these shots.

In related news, the swimwear managed to stay on even while she splashed around with a pal.

Can't win 'em all, guys.