Miss BumBum 2017 Turns Beautiful Game Into Fantasstic Affair!!!

8/9/2017 3:56 PM PDT

Miss BumBum 2017 Contestants Show Off FantASStic Soccer Skills!!!

Miss BumBum 2017 contestants scored on each other ... and the entire planet cheered.

You know Brazil takes its fútbol seriously when part of the bootyful contest also means getting down and dirty on the pitch for some awesome girl-on-girl action. They kicked it. They banged it. They kneed it and they even put their asses into it ... literally.

This isn't the first time the potential award-winning asses had to strut their stuff. They marched for something Tuesday ... and we're still recovering from that ASSignment.