Anthony Bourdain I'd Poison Trump & Kim Jong-un ... If They Asked Me to Cater

9/8/2017 12:10 AM PDT

Anthony Bourdain Would Serve Poison if Asked to Cater for Trump and Kim Jong-un

EXCLUSIVE

Anthony Bourdain would dish poison if Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un made reservations for 2.

We got Bourdain Thursday at LAX and our intrepid photog wondered -- what would the "Parts Unknown" host serve if asked to cater a peace talk meeting between the U.S. Prez and North Korea's dictator?

Check it out ... pretty clear where Bourdain stands with what he'd serve. HINT -- it's vegetarian, but also deadly.

Also, doesn't sound like he's got a soft spot for Kim Jong-un, who he calls a "chubby, evil little f***."