Dear Rihanna, Please provide Chris Brown frequent visual reminders of what he's no longer tapping -- such as your barely covered ass -- since he was stupid enough to break up with you. Love, The Internet (and everyone who uses it)
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The happiest place on earth just got a little bit hipper ... when dubstep demigod & Corey Feldman impersonator Skrillex rolled into Disneyland.
The 25-year-old Grammy winning EDM artist -- that's electronic dance music to anyone over 30 -- was snapped riding Dumbo the Flying Elephant and putting his f***in' hands up on a kiddie coaster at the Anaheim amusement park on Tuesday.
For one day only, Skrillex took time out from spinning records ... to spin on teacups.
He might not be great in October, but Alex Rodriguez is CRUSHING IT in May ... 'cause the baseball star just sold his Miami Beach mansion for a $15 MILLION profit, TMZ has learned.
We know ... A-Rod has accepted a $30 million offer for his 19,861-square-foot Miami Beach estate ... the same property he purchased in 2010 for $7.4 mil.
After he bought the place, the NY Yankees star sunk an additional $7.6 million into building his dream home -- meaning his total investment was $15 mil.
The home is unreal -- an oceanfront palace with 9 bedrooms, 11 full bathrooms (plus 2 half bathrooms), a 4-car garage, state of the art security system with 16 cameras and a Zen garden.
Plus, it's on the same street as Matt Damon!
Rodriguez quietly put the place on the market in August 2012 and was asking for $38 mil -- but ultimately, he decided to settle for a measly $30,000,000. Bummer ...
So who bought the joint? Unclear at this point ... but sources tell us the buyer is a celebrity who lives in Palm Beach.
Justin Bieber wants to party with you as soon as you sign a contract to ensure you never, ever say a word about partying with him -- because silence may be golden, but talking could cost you millions!
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Halle Berry knows nothing shows off your maternal figure quite like a little black baby bump dress.
The gorgeous 46-year-old mom-to-be kept her growing curves chic and simple in a sleeveless stretchy frock as she ran some errands in Sherman Oaks on Tuesday.
Lil Wayne's crew just signed Paris Hilton to a record deal ... and she's planning on dropping a brand new album in the very near future!!
Wayne's mentor -- Birdman -- confirmed the news on Twitter ... saying, "Lil Wayne's Cash Money family has a new member! Paris Hilton: RichgangRichgirl."
According to Showbiz411, Hilton's album will focus on house music -- no surprise, since she's been DJing at various clubs all over the world ... and training with some house music bigshots for years.
The album -- Hilton's first since 2006 -- will reportedly be produced by Afrojack ... and will feature bona fide stars like Lil Wayne.
Paris told Showbiz411, "[The new album] is a lot different than my first album. It's really going to be house music."
Wanna party with Justin Bieber ... you gotta sign on the dotted line! We got our hands on the contract JB makes all his guests sign ... and it seems outrageous and totally douchey -- but maybe it isn't. We'll explain.
Plus, Lil Scrappy dodges jail time by claiming he's hooked on marijuana ... and needs rehab. You buying that? Is pot really addictive, or just a habit? Actor Eric Roberts says he was addicted to it, and joined us to discuss.
Also ... Farrah Abraham wins again! We'll tell you what she's landed now on the heels of her sex tape success. Is she proving the (Paris & Kim K.) formula ... sex tape = superstardom??
Jose Canseco is under investigation in Las Vegas after a woman filed a report accusing the former MLB star of sexual assault ... but Jose says it's all BS, TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement tells us ... the 48-year-old retired baseball player has been named as a suspect in a police report filed with the Las Vegas Metro Police Department.
We're told ... the person who filed the report says the incident went down on May 10.
Canseco went to his Twitter page moments ago and said, "[The accuser] told police that I druged [sic] her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened."
The accuser appears to be a fitness instructor who lives in Vegas.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is out of treatment ... and back in control.
For the first time since leaving a mental health facility where she underwent some healthy "maintenance" for her bipolar disorder, the Oscar winner was spotted out in public and driving in New York on Wednesday.
Just yesterday, Catherine's husband Michael Douglas talked to "Extra" about her health -- “She’s got herself worked out with her meds and she's raring to go!”
We broke the story, Catherine entered a treatment facility back in April. She had previously sought treatment back in 2011.
Led Zeppelin singer Robert Plant just bought himself a stairway to stalker-free heaven -- because the obsessed fan he accused of following him around the world has just been ordered to stay the hell away.
TMZ broke the story ... Plant obtained a temporary restraining order against 40-something-year-old Alysson Billings earlier this month, requiring her to stay 100 yards away from the singer at all times.
But today, a judge made the restraining order permanent, ordering Billings to stay even farther away -- 300 yards -- for the next three years.
Plant claims Billings has been harassing him for the last 3 years -- showing up at his concerts around the globe, sending him bizarre gifts and increasingly threatening messages.
He says the woman believed they were in a relationship ... even though they never met.
I love it when you call me ... BIG CLOTHING MOGUL -- at least, that's what Christopher Wallace's daughter is aspiring to become after launching a fashion line named after her dad.
19-year-old T'yanna Wallace has officially hit the market with "Notoriouss" -- a line of shirts and other fashion items.
One interesting point -- one of the t-shirt designs has imagery of guns on the front -- an odd choice considering the manner in which Wallace died back in 1997.
The only thing Denver Nuggets star JaVale McGee likes more than a goofy outfit ... IS A GREAT RIDDLE ... and last night, he challenged TMZ to a quality brainteaser right on the street!
Here's the deal ... McGee was leaving Crustacean in L.A. last night when one of our photogs hit up the 7-footer with a bunch of random, weird questions ... like, "How much would your $44 million contract weigh in gold bars?"
McGee didn't like the fact he didn't know the answer ... so he totally turned the tables -- and asked a riddle of his own!
The whole exchange is pretty funny ... our photog's a goofball, JaVale's a goofball -- turned out to be a pretty hilarious encounter.
Rihanna just gave ex-boyfriend Chris Brown a little taste of what he's missing ... her perfectly sculpted ass.
RiRi just posted an extreme close-up shot of her nearly bare derriere in shorts that are so tiny, her THONG is hanging out of 'em.
Rihanna added a caption saying the pic was from the set of her new music video ... but we think it's pretty obvious the photo was for an audience of 1 -- Chris ... who was recently spotted out with his other sometimes-GF Karrueche Tran (who definitely doesn't have an ass like Ri).
Wanna party with Justin Bieber ... you gotta sign on the dotted line! We got our hands on the contract JB makes all his guests sign ... and it seems outrageous and totally douchey -- but maybe it isn't. We'll explain.Plus, Lil Scrappy dodges jail time by claiming he's…
The happiest place on earth just got a little bit hipper ... when dubstep demigod & Corey Feldman impersonator Skrillex rolled into Disneyland.
He might not be great in October, but Alex Rodriguez is CRUSHING IT in May ... 'cause the baseball star just sold his Miami Beach mansion for a $15 MILLION profit, TMZ has learned. 
Halle Berry knows nothing shows off your maternal figure quite like a little black baby bump dress.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is out of treatment ... and back in control.
Rihanna just gave ex-boyfriend Chris Brown a little taste of what he's missing ... her perfectly sculpted ass. 
