Christina Aguilera is not in the Christmas spirit ... she spent her birthday in "The Happiest Place On Earth" ... in a heated argument with Mickey Mouse ... TMZ has learned.
Our theme park source tells us while ringing in her 34th b-day at Disney's California Adventure, Christina and her crew tried to get a pic with Mickey, but he was going on a break ... so Christina was told she had to wait. Cue meltdown!
Aguilera lost it, and called Mickey an "a**hole." We're told she even dropped the dreaded, "Do you know who I am?"
Xtina's crew started hurling threats, we're told ... and Mickey had to be ushered to a safe zone -- out of public view. Security was called, but by the time they arrived ... the former Mouseketeer had already split.
Aguilera's rep had no comment.
If You Don't Succeed ...
Keep Trying 'Til Ya Eat It Hard
12/29/2014 7:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber's greatest skill as a skateboarder might be his perseverance ... because while most people would give up after failing over and over ... the Biebs just keeps on going.
Bieber was trying to show off his skateboarding skills for a throng of fans near Madison Square Garden in NYC over the weekend. The Beliebers all stood back as he tried to ollie down a few stairs ... but it didn't go well.
Justin kept trying the trick over and over, and the final result?
Well ... just watch.
Lakers' Jesse Buss
Are You Drunkenly Urinating In Public?
12/29/2014 6:18 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Here's video of Los Angeles Lakers part-owner Jesse Buss stumbling out of a Hollywood nightclub early Monday morning ... and it sure looks like he stopped to pee on a dumpster on the way out.
The 26-year-old -- who is also the team's Director of Scouting -- was being helped out of Greystone Manor by friends just after 1AM when he stopped ... and spent some time pressed against a dumpster in the parking lot.
So, was Jesse taking a whiz?? You can see what appears to be the classic "dip and zip" move as he finishes up ... but we can't be certain.
Eventually, Jesse finishes up whatever it was he was doing and makes his way to a car ... and a flock of attractive females follow. It appears some got in the car. One was definitely turned away.
Another piss poor night for the Lake Show.
I'd Still Divorce Lamar Odom ...
If I Could Find Him
12/29/2014 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Khloe Kardashian isn't bailing on her divorce -- she fully intends to follow through one year after filing -- the problem is she can't schedule a sit down with Lamar Odom.
Sources close to the Kardashian's tell us Khloe has been unable to meet with her estranged husband to finalize terms of the divorce with their lawyers ... despite numerous attempts.
We're told the ex-basketball star isn't responding to calls from Khloe or her attorney -- and he's very rarely popped up in public. Certainly not long enough to make things official. Our camera guys spotted LO 3 weeks ago ... and he seemed more than fine leaving the divorce/marriage in limbo.
Remember, Lamar once said he wasn't convinced Khloe would see the divorce through.
However, KK definitely wants to cut the cord for good. We're told her best case scenario is meeting Lamar to settle up -- but worst case ... she will file a default judgment if he doesn't respond soon.
New Year's Resolution ...
Threats, Threats and More Threats
12/29/2014 6:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Suge Knight has a belated Christmas gift for anyone who he thinks wronged him in 2014 ... and it sounds a lot worse than a lump of coal.
We fired off a simple question to Suge, Sunday night at Mastro's -- "Got any New Year's resolutions?" -- but his reply sounded like he was checking off a revenge list.
The former head of Death Row Records also said he supports Lil Wayne in his battle with Cash Money ... then seemed to make an unprompted, and puzzling, threat toward Drake.
Suge's 2015 sounds a lot like his 2014 ... and '13 ... and '12 ... and ...
I'm Being Stalked
By Ex-College Football Player
12/29/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
David Geffen says he's got a stalker ... and the alleged suspect happens to be a former college football player who was famously kicked off his team for kissing his boyfriend.
According to court docs obtained by TMZ ... Jamie Kuntz is being accused of following, harassing and making a "credible threat" against the Hollywood big wig sometime between September and November.
Kuntz was arrested in October and now faces a felony stalking charge ... as well as a misdemeanor for disobeying a court order to stay away from Geffen. He'll be in court this week to face the charges.
Back in 2012, Kuntz made headlines when he was kicked off the North Dakota State College of Science football team ... after he was seen kissing his bf in the press box.
Kuntz's lawyer David Wohl claims his client and Geffen had a physical relationship -- but Kuntz fell for the music and movie mogul, and when the feeling wasn't reciprocated ... Geffen got a restraining order.
The lawyer claims there was no stalking ... just a big misunderstanding.
Tell it to the judge.
CBS Show 'VEGAS'
The Set Was A Death Trap
12/29/2014 12:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The set of former CBS show 'Vegas' was full of dangerous and defective equipment ... according to a lawsuit filed by an outraged crew member who nearly lost a finger.
Andrea Krout is rolling the dice and suing the drama's crane manufacturer and distributor -- Technovision and Crane Shot -- after having her thumb crushed and nearly torn off during a horrific crane accident last year while she worked as a dolly grip.
Krout says both companies are responsible for the faulty equipment and putting her life at risk -- she's demanding they pick up the tab for her medical expenses and pain and suffering.
Vegas ... definitely risky.
Guess Who This
COOL LITTLE KID
12/29/2014 12:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Before this snowy little man was cracking up the world he was just another toddler enduring the harsh weather conditions of Columbia, South Carolina. Can you guess who he is?!
Files For Divorce
12/28/2014 12:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Rock's marriage is kaput -- he's filed to divorce his wife of nearly 20 years.
Malaak Compton-Rock released a statement Sunday to People saying, "After much contemplation and 19 years of marriage, Chris and I have decided to go our separate ways."
She adds, "While recognizing that this is a significant change, my children remain at the center of my life and their well-being is my top priority."
Chris' lawyer confirmed he's already filed docs. TMZ broke the story ... back in 2006 Chris had divorce papers drawn up, but never filed once he and Malaak worked things out.
The 49-year-old comedian and his wife got married in 1996. They have two daughters -- 12-year-old Lola Simone and 10-year-old Zahra Savannah.
Gunshot Finger Making Incredible Recovery
... Says Ex
12/28/2014 9:48 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The finger Jose Canseco SHOT OFF HIS HAND is almost as good as new ... so says the MLB star's ex-wife who just showed TMZ Sports some pretty gnarly never-before-seen pics of Jose's progress.
Jessica Canseco was leaving 1 Oak in Hollywood when she admitted she told Jose to have the finger amputated after he put a bullet through the digit back in October.
But fortunately Jose didn't take her advice ... and now Jessica says he's on his way to one of the most miraculous recoveries she's ever seen -- thanks to an insane surgical procedure involving a piece of Jose's hip bone!!!
Check out the clip -- Jessica not only gives the medical update ... but shows off graphic pics of Jose's hand just weeks after the accident.
Better put your food down for this one ...
'Mob Wives' Natalie Guercio
Boyfriend Slashed and Stabbed
In Nightclub Attack
12/28/2014 8:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The boyfriend of "Mob Wives" star Natalie Guercio got knifed in a Brooklyn nightclub last night ... TMZ has learned.
London Rene has a huge wound on the right side of his face after the attack in Output Club. He's hospitalized, and from what he told cops ... lucky to be alive.
According to NYPD ... Rene says a man walked up to him with a box cutter and sliced his face ... and then cut his left arm and abdomen. The stabber fled the scene, but Rene told cops he knows the guy.
Rene was taken to the hospital by ambulance.
We're told Natalie was standing by Rene's side during the attack.
It's unclear what the suspect's motive was. NYPD is investigating.
Gotta Be Free
12/28/2014 6:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Miley Cyrus did not suffer a nip slip ... instead she offered a nip TIP to the world -- as in, GET YER YA YAS OUT -- and it instantly took over the Internet.
Miley showed out for the "Free the Nipple" campaign by posting a topless Instagram with a caption taunting people to report her whoppers-gone-wild. Surprisingly, it stayed up much longer than celeb nudes usually do. We're guessing Instagram takes holidays off too.
Miley also posted a series of mocked up -- and disturbing -- images of topless Hannah Montana to push the message ... which has also been touted by Chelsea Handler, Rumor and Scout Willis, and Cara Delevingne.
Miley's social media game is on point.
Yes, My Job Is On the Line ...
And Obama MIGHT Have Called Me
12/28/2014 6:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Sorry, Seth Rogen -- but no one is pulling for "The Interview" more than Sony Pictures honcho Amy Pascal ... because a flop could mean it's curtains for her at Sony.
Pascal fielded a bunch of questions -- about the Sony hack, yanking the movie, only to release it after all -- when she flew into LAX Saturday night.
It's the first time she's addressed the controversy in public -- and the most telling part is Pascal's response when asked if the initial $1 million-plus box office take for "The Interview" will save her job.
You gotta see it. Oh, and she's also asked about the conspiracy theory -- that President Obama leaned on her and Sony to put the movie out.
Let's just say ... Amy seems to have learned her lesson when it comes to leaks.