Mickey Mouse sure is cocky these days ... especially when it comes to phallic images at Disney World.
You're looking at the doors to the restrooms at Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe' in Tomorrowland at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando ... doors that even Rorshach would have to admit bear a striking resemblance to giant green penises.
Of course, Disney has become notorious for sneaking alleged pervy images into a bunch of Disney movies ... including the penis castle in "Little Mermaid" and the word "sex" appearing in "Lion King."
No word if this wang-ish image was intentional or not ... but either way, now Pluto knows where to go if he's ever lookin' for a bone.
'Bling Ring' Leader
Murder-For-Hire Suspect Ratted Him Out
3/17/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The guy who masterminded the "Bling Ring" robberies was arrested Friday ... after the skin specialist to the stars charged in a murder-for-hire plot dropped a dime on him.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Dawn DaLuise was interviewed by cops after she was arrested for allegedly attempting to hire a member of the Detroit Lions to kill the owner of a rival skin shop. During the interrogation she sang like a canary.
Our sources say Dawn told cops she was being harassed online by a man named Edward Feinstein -- who she claims posted several fake online personal ads under her name.
According to sources ... Dawn told cops Feinstein's roommate was none other than Nick Prugo -- and said he recently violated parole by traveling out of state without permission.
Law enforcement sources tell us after Prugo's name came up -- officials investigated information and arrested him on the violation.
Prugo is NOT accused of any involvement in the murder-for-hire plot.
He remains in jail with no bail.
I Reached Out To Jameis Winston
During Sexual Assault Case
3/17/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Exonerated football star Brian Banks tells TMZ Sports he's now focused on becoming a life coach -- and last year contacted Jameis Winston to offer advice and encouragement when the FSU star was at the center of a sexual assault investigation.
Banks -- who spent 5 years behind bars for a rape he didn't commit -- wouldn't tell us what he and Winston talked about ... saying they made a pact to never discuss it. He also says privacy is the number one rule of life coach training.
Banks himself was a standout high school football player when he was accused of rape by a classmate. He was convicted and went to prison ... but his accuser later admitted she had lied and the conviction was overturned.
After his release from prison, Brian had a brief fling last year with the Atlanta Falcons ... but he says he's done with football for now. He wants to concentrate on life coaching and other projects -- including an upcoming movie about his life.
Winston seems to have been moved by Banks' story ... he recently posted one of Banks' speeches on his Twitter account.
Only a MORON
Would Use Ass as Golf Tee
3/16/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kendra Wilkinson has NO SYMPATHY for the model suing Playboy ... telling TMZ Sports only an IDIOT would let someone hit a golf ball off a tee shoved in their butt.
Kendra was leaving the Planet Blue clothing store in Bev Hills this week when she UNLOADED on Liz Dickson -- who claims she suffered injuries during the ass-stunt, which took place at a Playboy event back in 2012.
"That's HER fault," Kendra said ... before spending another minute ripping the model.
Ya gotta watch the clip -- it's obvious Kendra's loyalty to Hef runs super deep.
Smokes Peace Pipe with Brooke Mueller
3/17/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
There's nothing like a common enemy to unite enemies .... just ask Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller
The ex spouses -- who have been at war for months, with hideous superlatives thrown back and forth -- are "friends again" ... thanks to newly-minted arch villain Denise Richards.
Charlie and Brooke hosted a party for Bob and Max Saturday, and by all appearances got along great.
Charlie Sheen threw the shindig at his house for their twins' 5th birthday ... and planned it with Brooke and fiancee Brett Rossi -- it was very wholesome ... bounce house and all.
As you may recall ... Sheen and Mueller have been in a legal tug of war royale over custody ... Charlie accusing Brooke of screwing up the kids by doing drugs while she was pregnant.
Charlie is on a tear now against Denise because he feels she's not giving him enough access to their girls. Brooke hates Denise ... possibly because she's threatened that Denise has been the go-to mother when Brooke went in and out of rehab.
One big happy family.
While Bev Hills Mansion Shopping
3/17/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Diddy has zeroed in on a new Beverly Hills mansion -- but he needs to know HOW HARD CAN HE RAGE??? The mogul is asking the local homeowners' association about its party policies.
Bev Hills real estate sources tell us, Diddy is eying a $12 million 11,200 sq. ft. home in the city's gated Beverly Ridge area. But we're told he won't make an offer if he and his friends can't cut loose.
So, Diddy, if you buy the house anyone you invite in must first be cleared by gate security. If you're throwing a big party you need a valet service and security. And there are noise regs too.
The Homeowner's Ass'n is pretty flexible because lots of famous residents are known for their opulent shindigs.
As for the house itself, Keyshawn Johnson had it custom built in 2003, then sold it in 2004 to Paris Hilton's then-fiance Paris Latsis. When the house went back up for sale last year, we're told Kim Kardashian seriously considered buying it -- but ultimately settled on a nearby $11 million Bel Air mansion.
'Magic City' Strip Club
Rival Strip Joint
Bitch Slapped By Judge
3/17/2014 12:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A Chicago strip club just got schooled on how to spell L-O-S-E-R ... because a judge has ruled it can't use the name "Magic City" -- or any version ... no matter how it's spelled.
TMZ broke the story ... Atlanta's infamous "Magic City" strip club sued the Chicago joint for trying to jack the club's name that has become iconic in the rap world -- with regulars like Jay Z, Ludacris and Outkast.
A judge just ruled the ATL club has cornered the market on the name, ordering the Chi-town club to stop using the name Magic or any variation, including Majik, Majic, and Magik.
The Chicago owners are required to take out ads apologizing for confusing customers.
Ass-clapping ATL strip clubs ... accept no substitutions.
Little Tommy Horton in
"Terms of Endearment"
3/17/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Troy Bishop is best known for playing the resentful eldest son Tommy Horton -- opposite Jeff Daniels and Debra Winger -- in the 1983 family drama "Terms of Endearment." Guess what he looks like now!
St. Paddy's People
GUESS THE GAELIC!
3/17/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
'Real Houswife' Rebounds
With a Rolls From a Dictator's Son
3/13/2014 9:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Turkey: Stuff It World, This Time I'm Eating It
3/16/2014 6:26 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jillian Michaels and her crew got an unexpected surprise on her tour bus Sunday ... wild turkey.
Sadly it wasn't the fine bourbon ... it was a dead bird.
A turkey large enough to feed the entire "Sister Wives" group for Thanksgiving smashed into the bus windshield so ferociously ... it shattered the glass and went tumbling inside.
No humans were injured in the accident.
Jillian was travelling from Nashville to West Virginia giving motivational speeches on her "Maximize Your Life" tour.
Gone too soon.
Celebrates Bday with 1 Hot Chick on an Elephant
... and a Bunch of Dudes
3/16/2014 12:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Screw making it rain on strippers for his 29th birthday ... Kellan Lutz just wanted to let loose in Thailand with his bros.
The "Twilight" star celebrated the festivities on Nikki Beach Phuket in what looked like a cabana ... and a hot model delivered his birthday cake atop a baby elephant.
Then the group of bros all posed for pics wearing shirts that said, "A celebration of life" -- while Kellan's name was lit up on some kinda outdoor fire display.
This could be the coolest sausage party ever.
Firing Uzi in a Bar
3/16/2014 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A guy dressed up like '"Rambo" was arrested Saturday night at a Florida bar ... after he allegedly began firing his Uzi and stabbing 2 patrons.
Daniel Allen Noble was drinking at the Europa Lounge in Flagler County ... he left but hours later reportedly returned as Rambo.
Cops say Noble was armed with an Uzi-style assault rifle and hunting knives.
Two bar patrons confronted the Rambo-wannabe ... trying to wrestle the gun away. He allegedly fired a few rounds... but was eventually disarmed. Cops say that's when Noble grabbed one of his knives and started swinging -- cutting his own face in the process -- which you can see in the mugshot.
Noble was eventually rendered unconscious. The 2 men who tried subduing him were injured and one was hospitalized with a stab wound in his left eye and slashes to his hands.
Noble is being held without bond for attempted murder ... and faces a bunch of additional charges.