Posted Oct 10th 2008 2:30PM by TMZ Staff
Does something smell like rotting fish to you?

Just one year before they found their 82-year-old meal ticket and moved into the Playboy Mansion, 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, were attached to a colder, deader creature -- this prize winning red snapper! The Shannons were obligated to pose with a winner of a spear fishing tournament in Florida back when they were working at a Wing House restaurant (think Hooters with better wings).
FYI -- Hef's not into red snapper ... he's all about the yellowtail.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Oct 10th 2008 2:18PM by TMZ Staff
In the '80s, Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini was a famous boxer and the WBA lightweight champ. Guess what he looks like now!

Filed under: Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Posted Oct 10th 2008 2:00PM by TMZ Staff
Screw the Mayan ruins in Tulum, Mexico, Leonardo DiCaprio only has photographic eyes for his gorgeous Israeli model (on-again, off-again) girlfriend, Bar Refaeli.

We always thought Leo was an Asstec man.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies
Posted Oct 10th 2008 1:50PM by TMZ Staff
So ... was Michael Jordan kidding when he told a cabbie to run over the paparazzi?

His Airmess was in South Beach yesterday -- probably joking around -- but as anyone who has any appreciation for sports knows ... when Jordan tells you to do something, you do it. Fortunately for the snappers, the cabbies disobeyed.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Talk Sports
Posted Oct 10th 2008 1:40PM by TMZ Staff
Meet 105-year-old British virgin, Clara Meadmore.
Clara never married and says she was "too busy" for intimate relationships.
A gal after the Jonas Brothers' heart.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Beauty, Nurse!
Posted Oct 10th 2008 1:31PM by TMZ Staff
Our photog was seriously man-crushing on Ryan Gosling yesterday -- and things may have worked out a little better if he didn't royally screw up the name of one of Ryan's recent flicks, "Half Nelson."

Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Oct 10th 2008 1:19PM by TMZ Staff
Sometimes, you just gotta let those sweater puppies breath ...

Posted Oct 10th 2008 12:26PM by TMZ Staff
The band kicked off the season-opening party for the NHL last night, but the guys from Def Leppard clearly don't know much about the Stanley Cup -- like how it should look right-side-up.

Filed under: Talk Sports
Posted Oct 10th 2008 12:10PM by TMZ Staff
If the guy who played Dr. Evil's henchman is guilty of the brutal rape charges he's facing -- then the vicious punishment his balls received in this ferocious 1994 UFC fight suddenly doesn't seem that bad.

WARNING -- NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Posted Oct 10th 2008 12:06PM by TMZ Staff
A couple obnoxious photogs were all over Gerard Bulter's ass while he was trying to get a round of golf in yesterday.

The dude accused of beating down a photog a couple of days ago had a driver in his hand -- but instead of going all Jack Nicholson on the snappers, Butler simply shot them a death smile instead.
Dealing with a coupla' putts is par for the course.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video
Posted Oct 10th 2008 10:31AM by TMZ Staff
Smokin' hot NBA legend Michael Jordan can do just about anything he wants -- except make salmon pink pants look good.

"Space Jam" is no longer the 45-year-old's biggest mistake.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Full Throttle Fashion, Talk Sports
Posted Oct 10th 2008 9:53AM by TMZ Staff
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair was so pissed off in L.A. last night -- that he whipped out his guns, verbally bashed a celebrity and most shockingly -- busted out an impromptu song and dance?!

The guy who recently got a black eye from his daughter and her BF -- he says everything is great now -- is furious that he got dissed by "Dancing with the Stars," and now he's taking out his anger on some poor Sapp ... named Warren.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Dancing with the Stars
Posted Oct 10th 2008 9:27AM by TMZ Staff
In 2006, adorable Suri Cruise (left) was Scientoloborn -- and schlocky mom Sarah Palin (right) was elected governor of Alaska.

When asked questions, one of them has trouble forming complete and coherent sentences.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Tom & Katie, We're Just Sayin', Prez Election 2008
Posted Oct 10th 2008 9:16AM by TMZ Staff
"90210" star Shenae Grimes proved to the world yesterday that she does in fact consume more than just cigarettes.
If Jared can lose over 200 lbs. on Subway, so can Shenae!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
Posted Oct 10th 2008 9:10AM by TMZ Staff
With his trademark Breck® girl shag cut, sculpted brows and perma grin smile in place, Zac Efron's Madame Tussauds waxwork figure (left, we think) is nearly identical to the 20-year-old real thing (er, right, we think).

Both are hairless below the neck.
Filed under: Beauty
