Posted May 9th 2008 10:24AM by TMZ Staff
David Archuleta was asked by a fan this morning if he'd be going on a mission for his church, since he's LDS and all.

How making Paula Abdul misty-eyed counts as spreading the word of Mormon is beyond us.
Filed under: American Idol
Posted May 9th 2008 10:00AM by TMZ Staff
Since Kevin Federline has been in charge of Sean Preston and Jayden James, their lives are no longer a zoo -- they're an aquarium.

With a nanny and security in tow, K-Fed took the kiddies to the Long Beach Aquarium of the Pacific on Wednesday.
Kind of interesting since they already live in a fishbowl.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Britney Spears
Posted May 9th 2008 9:53AM by TMZ Staff
Lindsay Lohan flipped out on the paparazzi last night, yelling for security as she tried to leave a Hollywood hotspot.

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
Posted May 9th 2008 8:55AM by TMZ Staff
Britney Spears was a surprise guest at the finale of MTV's "Rock the Cradle" last night -- and we would have gotten a great interview with her about it ... if it weren't for power windows.

She didn't go on the show, she was just there to support her manager, Larry Rudolph, who is one of the judges.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Posted May 9th 2008 6:42AM by TMZ Staff
With the R. Kelly kiddie-porn trial about to begin, a new bombshell has dropped – an aide for Kells may have paid off a woman for the return of a potentially incriminating tape. Only problem is: the woman in question is still going to testify against him anyway.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that the Atlanta woman was paid by an aide to give back a tape of herself and the alleged victim in a three-way with R. This witness is extremely important to the prosecution because the alleged victim is expected to testify that she isn't the underage girl in another videotape.
The trial starts later this morning.
Mischa –- Pics Smell Cottage Cheesey

Mischa Barton, or her rep anyway, is claiming that those shots – you know the ones – were aggressively Photoshopped and made her look more Babwa than Barton.
Though she was mum when we caught up with her, Mischa's rep Lisa Perkins tells
Rush & Molloy that the snaps were "doctored" and though Mischa's "not perfect," the culprit has "given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old." There are definitely hotter 80-year-olds.
Perkins lays the blame on notorious Aussie snapster Jamie Fawcett, whom Barton blamed for taking the topless shots of her. Fawcett has denied any wrongdoing.
Uma and Cosmetics Giant Won't Make Up

Lancome – the big French makeup firm – is suing Uma Thurman back, saying that she can't sue them for using old Lancome ads on Asian web sites and Canadian billboards.
Uma was pissed that Lancome was using her face on their ads long after she stopped being a spokesface. "Look at the huge free benefit Lancome gets from using her," says her lawyer Bert Fields. And she wanted to sue – but Lancome says it didn't "knowingly or intentionally" use Uma's face.
Uma wanted $1 million for Lancome's eff-up.
Party Favors: Nick Hogan's Open Plea: Risky ... Jess Alba's Got a New Way to Punk the Paps ... Marie Osmond Says Billy Ray's to Blame for Miley Mess
As TMZ first reported yesterday, Nick Hogan's throwing himself on the mercy of the court today, a strategy that legal experts are calling unusual and "extremely risky." We'll be there to see what happens. ... We hear that Jessica Alba got a
chocolat-colored nursing cover from L.A.'s
Bebe Au Lait at her baby shower. Yeah,
cute. But she could end up using it for something very dear to her heart indeed – as a shield from the paparazzi. ... Marie Osmond – who knows from being a young starlet – tells
People that MIley Cyrus' dad should've known better than to leave MiCy alone on a photo shoot.
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started
Posted May 8th 2008 8:00PM by TMZ Staff
Barbara Walters played dumb -- or took the high road, depending on how you look at it -- when our camera guy asked her about her bitchfight with Star Jones.

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds
Posted May 8th 2008 7:48PM by TMZ Staff
The live-in lover of late Rat Packer Joey Bishop is suing a bunch of people, claiming they screwed her out of assets in Joey's estate.

Nora Garibotti claims Bishop's law firm and his agent, Ed Hookstratten, were responsible for revisions in Bishop's will that aced her out of Bishop's home on tony Lido Island in Newport Beach, along with "books, cash, furniture and other personal property." To make matters worse, Garibotti claims there's a clause that completely disinherits her if she contests the will and it was not Joey's intent to do that.
That's the short of it. It is one of the most frickin' complicated lawsuits we've ever reported on. Bishop changed his will a zillion times.
BTW, Garibotti has an interesting description on her relationship with Joey. "Ms. Garibotti was a close personal friend of Joey Bishop for approximately 24 years prior to his death. For the first 16 years....they golfed almost every day." Then, in 1999, after Bishop's wife died, she moved in with him.
The suit goes on to say, "In February, 2002, Mr. Bishop asked Ms. Garibotti to marry him, and she declined in order to avoid the publicity that she believed would interrupt their peaceful life together." Not so peaceful after all.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Posted May 8th 2008 6:38PM by TMZ Staff
Poor Ashlee Simpson got one woman's hopes down at LAX today, expecting to see the duo behind "Solid" and not the chick who sang "La La."

Pete was there too ... and wait 'til you hear what he said their wedding theme will be. Here's a hint: No food after midnight.
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
Posted May 8th 2008 4:40PM by TMZ Staff
In the '70s, Linda Lavin played widowed Mel's Diner waitress Alice Hyatt on the TV series "Alice." Guess what she looks like now!

Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Posted May 8th 2008 4:35PM by TMZ Staff
Slash gets rocker points for driving that killer Aston Martin, but hitting up paparazzi for moolah, not cool!

Also, flipping off the paparazzi is badass ... but not so much when the paps ask you to do it.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Posted May 8th 2008 4:15PM by TMZ Staff
Add Hitler to the long list of people who couldn't give a rat's ass about Prince Von A-Hole.

According to the royal pain-in-the-butt himself, the Prince's "adopted" grandfather, Kaiser Wilhelm II, was booted from Germany by Adolf back in the day. It's a bit of an embellishment (Adolf only blamed the guy for losing WWI), but if Wilhelm was anything like his grandson, it's not that hard to believe.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Posted May 8th 2008 4:00PM by TMZ Staff
One week after becoming Mr. Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon flashed his wedding ring outside a NYC hotel on Thursday.
Wonder if Mariah's ex-husband has a similar looking ring, too!
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Mariah Carey
Posted May 8th 2008 3:45PM by TMZ Staff
What were the casting directors for "Crank 2" smoking when they cast Corey Haim and Bai Ling in the same movie?

Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Posted May 8th 2008 3:30PM by TMZ Staff
If there's a harsh custody battle brewing between Russell Simmons and ex Kimora Lee, then someone should really tell that to Russell.

Posted May 8th 2008 3:30PM by TMZ Staff
Joe Montana's softer side was sought out by NFL defenses for years -- turns out his ex-wife just sold it to the highest bidder ... in the form of old college love letters!

The former 49ers quarterback is suing his first wife, Kim Moses, and a Texas auction house for selling love letters and memorabilia from his time at the University of Notre Dame. The other items include Joe's freshman I.D. card, a University of Notre Dame letter of intent and Joe and Kim's 1979 marriage certificate.
Joe is suing in excess of $75,000 -- claiming the items were obtained and sold by Moses without his consent.
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Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports
