Every cheesy, phoney, douchey and dare we say -- quasi-erotic -- moment during the Heidi and Spencer "honeymoon" in Mexico was captured on film (shocking, we know).
Nearly 100 shots that will make you vomit in your mouth -- but resistance is futile.
One autograph hunter needed a Bale-out last night -- when he got in the Dark Knight's way. You never mess with the Batman when his wife is waiting...
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Christian Bale
Zelda Williams had a pretty good reason why her famous pops wasn't out clubbing with her last night -- Robin's a recovering alcoholic.
Of course Zelda, who was in fact named after the video game, is only 19 -- so she shouldn't be drinkin' either.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
In the age-old battle of man vs. hair product, man always loses.
Robert Pattinson's douchey, '80s new wave, over-gelled bird's nest weave proves there is actually something more ridiculous than his awkward close-ups, pauses and lines in "Twilight."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, You Might Want to Rethink
He's got a full head of hair on "Two and a Half Men" -- but last night outside Madeo, Jon Cryer, 43, was looking a little spotty.
Filed under: Beauty
Tonight on TMZ TV -- Dave Chappelle lands in LA, but is he still flying high? Jon Cryer's hair seems to be going through a rough patch. And Britney Spears continues her attempts to figure out how escalators work. 
Check your local listings.
There's more to Eliot Spitzer than the shell of a man who's had to wash prostitute off his privates -- and the "more" we speak of is a new dirty column Spitzer's writing for Slate.com.
There's no direct mention of Spitz's call girl scandal in his first essay, but it is riddled with phrases like "enormous long-term impact", "competitive playing field", "inflows", "CACC" and "Asian entry."
We're just sayin'...
For Britney and her Southern fried fam, the most exciting part of FAO Schwarz in NYC wasn't the kick ass Muppet Whatnot Factory or the dudes dressed as toy soliders -- it was the down escalator.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Britney Spears
After starring in the biggest box office hit ever made and being nominated for an Oscar five times, looking better than ever is just icing on the cake for Kate Winslet.
The Photoshop-free 33-year-old looked so hot (and blonde and tan) she didn't even need a coat while out on the streets of Manhattan last night.
She's the queen of the world.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty
Diana Rigg is best known for playing sexy British secret agent Emma Peel in the '60s TV series "The Avengers." Guess what she looks like now!
Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Don Cornelius pled not guilty today to a gravy train of charges stemming from an alleged physical altercation he had with his estranged wife back in October.
The "Soul Train" conductor faces three counts of spousal battery, one count of dissuading a witness from making a police report and one count of assault with a deadly weapon.
He's due back in court on January 9.
Don's estranged wife, Viktoria, has filed two restraining orders against him since the alleged incident.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Jack Nicholson was at Madeo last night -- he didn't say much, but when you're Jack Nicholson, you don't have to.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Britney's first husband is looking like he dropped some serious LBs -- too bad it took his mug shot for us to notice it.
Jason Alexander checked into jail to serve 10 days for a prior DUI conviction.
For all the crazy Britney photos we've seen over the past few years, at least she doesn't have a mug shot out there.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Kid Rock is declaring war on the judge who sentenced him for that Waffle House beatdown last year -- and now the rocker's legions of loyal fans are making the judge's life a living hell.
It's all over the judge's decision to not allow Rock's upcoming live performance for the troops in Iraq to count towards his community service. After he was rejected, Rock decided to get even by posting the judge's work information -- including a phone number and email address -- on Rock's official website.
We're told the judge has received over two dozen phone calls since the blog went up, and he's not too happy. Kid Rock's attorney tells TMZ he wasn't consulted by Kid before the blog was posted, and he would have advised otherwise had he known.
Kid still has to serve 80 hours of community service by February 2009. As of right now he has zero hours logged.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Lindsay Lohan isn't letting the fact that an animal rights activist dumped flour on her head a few weeks ago stop her from wearing the sheared pelt of her favorite four-legged friend.
Adorned with what may or may not be real fur, Lindz (with the help of security) made her way through LAX on Wednesday. Afterward she did not have to be de-floured.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Lindsay Lohan, Critters
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