Rob Kardashian is NOT a daddy ... he's intentionally punked the media by tweeting out some not-so-cryptic hints he's a father and then watching the lies spiral out of control online.
Sources VERY close to Rob tell TMZ ... Rob was testing the media Thursday night by tweeting, "Was with my baby mama tonight." In July, he tweeted, "Happy I got my Son with me for the 4th tomorrow."
Various outlets immediately took the bait, but here's the thing ... there is no baby mama and no baby.
It's an interesting strategy ... Rob's been taking heat for his weight and substance abuse. Not a bad diversionary tactic.
DNA Test Shows ...
YOU'RE THE DADDY!
9/18/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, doesn't need Maury Povich to tell him he's a daddy again ... a DNA lab in TX just did it for him.
TMZ obtained a copy of a paternity test -- ordered by a judge in Houston after Knowles was sued by a lingerie-model-turned-real-estate agent ... who claims he knocked her up in 2010.
According to the DNA test ... there's a 99.998% certainty that Knowles is the biological father of TaQoya Branscomb's child.
Branscomb will now go after Knowles for child support ... but that could be tricky. He's already paying another baby mama ... but the judge slashed his support obligations because he's now broke as a joke after getting the boot from Bey.
Flo Rida vs. Baby Mama
DNA Test Proves ...
You ARE the Daddy
9/6/2014 12:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Flo Rida ... you are the father -- is what Maury Povich would be saying if the 34-year old rapper was a guest on his show.
We broke the story ... a hot model named Natasha Georgette Williams sued Flo last year for child support. However she wanted "good fortune" support ... a special kind done for rich people's kids.
Flo admitted they had been banging all over the country -- but he was convinced she was sleeping with multiple partners. He also allegedly offered to pay for an abortion.
According to legal docs obtained by TMZ ... Williams finally had the DNA test done and it shows a 99.99999999% chance Flo fathered the child.
Williams' lawyer Ray Rafool tells us, "Though not a surprise to Ms. Williams, we are certainly pleased that the Court ordered paternity test firmly establishes Flo Rida is the father of their son."
A judge hasn't officially named Flo as the father yet, but we get a good feeling ... that's just a matter of time.
We reached out to Flo Rida's rep ... so far, no word back.
I'M A DAD AGAIN
Wife Gives Birth to 4th Child
8/26/2014 8:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Who dat???? Dat's Drew Brees' brand new baby daughter!
The 35-year-old New Orleans Saints quarterback skipped practice Monday to be with his wife Brit who went into labor earlier in the day.
Few hours later and BOOM -- brand new member of the Brees brood.
Drew tweeted an adorable pic along with the caption, "Spent the early morning with our new baby girl! Brit and she are happy, healthy, and doing great! Gods greatest gift!"
So far, no word on the kid's name.
It's the couples 4th child together -- and their first little girl.
76ers Nerlens Noel
You Are the Father
... According to DNA Test
8/14/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The test results are in, and according to a DNA lab ... Nerlens Noel ... YOU ARE THE FATHER OF A BEAUTIFUL 14-MONTH-OLD BABY BOY!!!!
We broke the story ... the 20-year-old Philadelphia 76er initially acknowledged he fathered the kid in a legal doc -- but then backtracked and demanded DNA proof ... which TMZ Sports has learned he got done last month.
According to the docs, Noel admits he's had "limited contact" with his son -- and agrees Jamie, the boy's mother ... should have primary custody.
Noel is now asking the court to determine a "minimal level of child support."
Brings Home Baby
And Breast Friend
7/16/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Two days after giving birth ... Jwoww arrived home from the hospital Tuesday carrying her precious cargo -- but she let her fiance carry the baby.
Jwoww held tight to her breast-feeding pillow ... while fiance Roger Mathews toted their newborn daughter, Meilani, in a baby carrier.
They were greeted by "Jersey Shore" co-star Snooki ... who's preggo with her 2nd bambino.
Nice balloons, Snook.
Alleged Baby Mama Buds with Solange
But She Didn't Know
7/9/2014 11:23 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
7:00 PM PT -- Solange claims she does not know TaQoya, and her rep says the pic is a "random fan photo."
Mathew Knowles' alleged baby mama was tight with Solange Knowles ... but Solange had no idea her friend was banging her dad.
TaQoya Branscomb has sued Mathew, claiming he got her pregnant in 2010 ... around the time Beyonce's mom, Tina Knowles, filed for divorce.
We're told TaQoya met Solange in 2008 through a stylist. They hung out together on multiple occasions in nightclubs and bars in Houston.
Now here's where the plot thickens. We're told Mathew knew his daughter was hanging out with TaQoya. But Solange was in the dark.
Branscomb is asking for a DNA test, a declaration of paternity and child support.
Mathew probably shouldn't take an elevator ride with Solange anytime soon.
The Most Alaskan Baby Announcement
6/1/2014 12:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Levi Johnston proved he's one of the most fertile men in all of Alaska by impregnating a girl for the third time ... and they announced the baby in the most Alaska way possible.
TMZ obtained the picture Levi and his wife Sunny Oglesby sent to their family and friends to announce they were having another kid ... and well, lets just say there's a lot of cheese on that spaghetti.
Sources close to the couple say they're early in the pregnancy ... but extremely happy with their second kid together (Levi's third) because they always planned to have more.
He's Someone's Father Now
Run & Tell THAT, Homeboy!
5/30/2014 8:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hide ya placenta ... formerly gay and formerly famous YouTube star Antoine Dodson is presently a father ... his baby mama just gave birth to their son.
Dodson posted a pair of photos on Twitter announcing the arrival, writing ... "He's here, I'm officially a dad, 6lbs 7oz 19in long!!"
Antoine's come a looooong way since 2010 when he famously helped his sister fend off an attempted rapist ... and told a reporter, "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husbands ... cause they rapin' everybody out here."
Last year, he surprisingly announced ... "I want a wife and family, I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create."
Jason Patric's Baby Mama
He Called Me 'Jew C**t' & 'Jew Lawyer'
And Beat Me with a Phone
5/29/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
9:10 AM PT -- Danielle's attorney Patty Glaser is now responding, telling TMZ, "Mr. Patric's reprehensible physical abuse and anti-Semitic remarks date back as far as 2005. Unfortunately, victims of domestic violence ask themselves all the time why they maintained relationships with the abuser and when they realize what happened no longer tolerate it."
She adds, "The fact that the domestic violence restraining order was issued after a family court judge heard Ms. Schreiber's and Mr. Patric's testimony speaks for itself."
Jason Patric repeatedly called his baby mama "Jew c**t" and "Ms. Jew Lawyer" ... this according to the baby mama herself.
You probably know ... Jason has made a cause celeb out of the fact that a quirk in the law prohibited him from having a relationship with son -- Gus, now 4, was born via in vitro fertilization with the help of a doctor ... and under California law since Jason wasn't married to the mother he had no right.
Jason appealed for public sympathy and enlisted the help of a number of celebs. An appeals court has just given him a shot at winning some custody.
But baby mama Danielle Schreiber sees Jason as anything BUT sympathetic. In legal docs filed with the court and reviewed by TMZ ... she claims Jason was a monster, slamming her head into a wall and hitting her in the face with a telephone receiver.
And she says he was awful to her, regularly referring to her as ""Jew C**t" and "Ms. C**t Schreiber." She says Jason's anti-Semitism continued when he went to their son's preschool, and in front of everyone ... called her "Ms. Jew Lawyer" and "Ms. Jew Schreiber." She says he also accused her of being "c**tish" -- in front of everyone.
Schreiber got a restraining order in November, prohibiting him from contacting or harassing her.
For Patric's part, his lawyer, Fred Silberberg, calls the allegations "categorically untrue." He tells us, "These disclosures are a last gasp attempt at disparaging Gus’ father ... [They] are desperate comments from a desperate woman."
The lawyer adds, "If Ms. Schreiber is telling the truth, which she is not, then she should explain how it is that she chose to have a child with Mr. Patric, why she engaged in years of fertility treatments with him, lived with mr. Patric ... [and] maintained a relationship with [him] for over 10 years."
Gives Birth ...
But She's a Hospital Scofflaw!
5/16/2014 9:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kendra Wilkinson just had a girl ... and in the process broke a Cardinal hospital rule ... TMZ has learned.
We're told Kendra has just given birth via C-section to a little girl at Cedars-Sinai in L.A. But precious moments in Kendra's world are not meant to be private, so a bank of cameras were in the hallway rolling away when Nurse Ratched laid down the law -- NO SHOOTING in public areas.
We're told there were other snags as well. Kendra and hubby Hank Baskett had asked for a deluxe suite but they were shut down because a mega-wealthy Russian lady locked it down -- we're guessing she paid in cash.
So Kendra -- who literally just delivered --- will be pressing that morphine button in cramped, ordinary digs.
I Don't NEED Baby Gifts ...
But Here's Where I'm Registered!
5/14/2014 11:07 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lil' Kim probably didn't invite you to her baby shower -- but she'll still accept a ridiculously overpriced baby gift ... if you've got an extra grand or so to spare.
Kim posted her baby shower announcement on Instagram to let everyone know she has registries at luxury spots like Tiffany & Co. and Petit Tresor -- generously giving fans a chance to buy her items like a hamper for $1,385 ... or a cradle for $1,648.
If you're on a budget, try the piggy bank. For $125!!
Looks pretty tacky for a celeb to beg for gifts -- but sources close to Kim tell us she was simply responding to fans who've been asking what they can get her.
We're told Kim already has everything she needs ... and she just thought this was a good way to involve fans in her pregnancy.
A $7,899 baby carriage is also a great way to get involved in credit card debt.
The-Dream's Baby Mama
Photographed Injuries After Alleged Attack
5/9/2014 1:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The-Dream's baby mama photographed her injuries immediately following her alleged fight with him last year and the graphic pics are now part of the police investigation.
As TMZ first reported, Lydia Nam is accusing Dream of punching, kicking and strangling her during an argument when she was pregnant with his child.
Now TMZ has obtained the photos, which show giant bruises on her arm and leg, as well as scratches on her neck and face.
According to the criminal complaint, Dream pulled and dragged her by her hair, choked her with a necklace she was wearing by twisting it tightly around her neck, kicked and punched her in the head and then grabbed her by the neck, pinning her to the wall and choking her again.
The complaint also alleged that when Nam tried to call 911, he violently twisted her arm and said he would kill her “like O.J. Simpson killed Nicole Brown."
Nam says she waited seven months to report the incident out of fear for her safety. The-Dream denies the whole thing.