It's been 13 years since he left "Baywatch," but David Charvet is still a pretty hot son of a beach.


Brooke Burke's 37-year-old baby daddy showed off his lightly trimmed chest and tight, shaved stomach during a paddle tennis match yesterday in Venice.

Davey's got game.

Alexandra Paul -- seen here with David Hasselhoff, Jeremy Jackson and Pam Anderson -- is best known for playing Lt. Stephanie Holden on "Baywatch." Guess what she looks like now?

Pamela Bach -- the woman who's been on a passive-aggressive mission to tell the world David Hasselhoff is a hopeless drunk -- got a different form of support last night, because she was wasted.



Take a look at this video of P.B. being helped out of Halo nightclub in Hollywood.

Wonder if she made a stop at In-N-Out? We hear the floors are spotless ...

Pamela Anderson is turning a blind eye to her hardcore vegetarian, anti-meat beliefs -- and it's all for her deep appreciation of strip clubs.


Anderson, who's been an obnoxiously loud animal activist and PETA spokesperson, is on board to help celebrate the upcoming opening of a strip club -- which happens to be part of a New York steakhouse.

FYI -- steak comes from slaughtered cows.

But the craziest part of the whole thing -- neither Pam nor PETA refuse to acknowledge the moral dilemma. Here's PETA's statement: "Pam is not a host but may be attending as an invited guest, and since steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around, we're sure she'll find plenty to eat should she attend."

So what happens if KFC -- with whom Pam waged war against -- opens a strip club and "invites" Pam as a guest? Would she go if they too had a nice salad bar? We're guessing if the price is right...

Calls to Pam's management have not been returned.

... keys! On her way out to her ride, Pam struggled to find her keys for a good 15 minutes yesterday -- and though some dude in a Beamer offered her a ride, we're not really sure if he was talkin' about the car.

The 27-year-old former drug addict resurfaced at a L.A. fashion event over the weekend, looking divine.

At 19, Jeremy was arrested for having a crystal meth lab in his home.

When not doing his hair and brows, Jackson -- who has been sober since 2000 -- is an event planner.

Traci Bingham, a naturally-born woman, thanked David Hasselhoff for teaching her how to run on the beach.

Interestingly, Traci failed to thank RuPaul for teaching her how to do hair and makeup.

Gregory Williams is best known for his role as Sgt. Garner Ellerbee on "Baywatch" and is one of the most wanted actors in town -- by L.A. County Child Support Services.

Williams has earned the title of one of L.A.'s Most Wanted Delinquent Parents for failing to care for five children and owes over $209,000. In 2000, Williams plead no contest to failing to support two of his sons, but failed to appear at a later scheduled court date, so a warrant for his arrest was issued.

While he's no Bill Gates, Williams has steadily earned income as an actor appearing in everything from "Everwood" to "Law & Order: SVU." Most recently he worked on a movie currently in post-production co-starring Luke Perry and LeAnn Rimes.

TMZ contacted LACCSS, who told us the information on their website is up-to-date. When TMZ asked if it was in fact the "Baywatch" star, a rep replied, "Why? Do you know where he is?"

Williams' rep was not immediately available for comment.

Chavez Venezuela has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air, claiming it may be inappropriate for children. Aye carumba!

Replacing the Simpson family - "Baywatch Hawaii" - a wholesome show where half naked bodyguards strut their enhanced ta-tas on the beach.

The decision was made to get rid of "The Simpsons" after several viewers complained to Venezuela's National Telecommunications Commission. Elba Guillen, a spokeswoman for Televen TV in Caracas, said showing the animated cartoon series at 11 a.m. could violate national
regulations prohibiting "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents." We're guessing Venezuela doesn't get irony.

The former "Charles in Charge" bad girl and "Baywatch" babe was spotted sauntering out of Koi last night -- and she was in a really spirited mood.

TMZ caught the giggly actress donating money to the dog of a man in need. Yes, the dog. Wonder what put her in such a happy mood? Nicole then happily flipped off cameras and jibber-jabbed about J.Lo's pregnancy and working on TV pilots.

It's so nice to see a together, healthy and upbeat former child star out having a good time.

For the first time in a decade, Pam Anderson hit the Malibu shore in her legendary red "Baywatch" bathing suit yesterday, for one last bounce-a-riffic jog on the sand.

The actress flashed back to her old C.J. glory days for an upcoming DIRECTV commercial, equipped with three lifeguard-certified flotation devices.

Thankfully, the Hoff, in his famous itty-bitty red outfit, was nowhere to be seen.