Dear Common Sense, the English Language and Rational Thought,
We at TMZ apologize for the following video. We apologize for our photog's silly question, for Macy Gray's, non-sensical response ... and especially for Macy's reference to blue testicles.
We promise to do better next time. We make no promises, however, for Macy.
All the best,
P.S. Macy is hilarious!
I Might Be Gluten-Free
But I'm Still a Hot Date!
3/14/2014 7:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Going out with a girl with dietary restrictions can be tough on a guy, but when that girl is Emmy Rossum ... guys get over it QUICK.
Our photog in NYC caught the "Shameless" star out and about yesterday and asked her about having celiac disease, which makes the body unable to tolerate foods that contain gluten.
But when our guy asked if it affected her dating life, Emmy made it clear ... it's not a problem AT ALL.
Super hot chick, huge sports fan ... yeah, hard to see guys caring about gluten.
Kimberly Hart in
3/14/2014 2:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Amy Jo Johnson is best known for playing the karate kicking Pink Ranger Kimberly Hart in the early '90s television show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers." Guess what she looks like now!
Gerry in 'Heavyweights'
3/12/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Aaron Schwartz is best known for playing the fat-camp-kid Gerald "Gerry" Garner -- opposite Ben Stiller -- in the 1995 "Camp Hope" comedy "Heavyweights." Guess what he looks like now!
3/10/2014 12:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Channing Tatum's got brown hair ... but he had a real blonde moment in L.A. last night.
Tatum was gassing up his vintage pick-up when we asked about the head transplant research going on in Italy right now -- seriously, it's a real thing.
We asked Channing if he could put his head on any person's body in the world ... which body would he pick? It was a pretty straightforward question, but Channing's answer ... just listen for yourself.
And right when you think the situation couldn't get any dumber -- our camera guy takes it to a whole new level.
Lawsuit Threatened By Sports Illustrated
Over Topless Photo
3/9/2014 12:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Nobody photoshops fake nude photos of Kate Upton and gets away with it ... a lesson Sports Illustrated wants to teach a joke website called Celeb Jihad.
The phony photo pheatures a photoshopped pic from an SI shoot with the headline, "Kate Upton Naked Outtake From SI Swimsuit 2014."
It's clearly a fake ... but Sports Illustrated's legal team doesn't care -- they fired off a letter to the site threatening to sue if the post isn't taken down, STAT.
In the letter, the lawyer complains, "One of these photographs has even been airbrushed."
Wouldn't be her first time.
Go to Mexico for Hot Women
... You'll Probably Live
3/7/2014 4:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Eating Disorder Survivor
3/7/2014 12:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ke$ha wants everyone to know ... she's still standing after her stint in rehab for her eating disorder.
The singer looks good after her 60 days of intensive therapy.
Ke$ha arrived at LAX and certainly looked happy. She says she's working on music again and feels great.
Ke$ha originally was supposed to spend 30 days in rehab, but she stayed twice as long ... on her own accord.
Prior to entering the facility , she had dumped a ton of weight and looked painfully thin.
Skin Specialist to Stars
Arrested in Murder for Hire Plot
3/7/2014 12:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A skin specialist who once got into an epic feud with Nicki Minaj is now in jail ... arrested for allegedly masterminding a MURDER FOR HIRE plot.
Dawn DaLuise owns her own salon -- Skin Refinery -- in West Hollywood. Another esthetician moved into the same building where DaLuise works and we're told she went ballistic at the threat of competition under her own roof.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... DaLuise allegedly hired a hit man to kill her competitor. Sources tell us ... the would-be hit man is a VERY large, former Detroit Lions player.
We're told someone had loose lips and told an acquaintance about the murder-for-hire plot, and that person went to the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. and blew the whistle.
DaLuise was arrested Wednesday for solicitation to commit murder and is currently being held on $1 million bail.
DaLuise has a huge celeb clientele, including Christian Slater, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Alicia Silverstone and Christina Ricci. She also claims Jennifer Aniston as a client.
Nicki Minaj was once a client, but that didn't go so well. DaLuise waxed Nicki's eyebrows, and Nicki went crazy, saying, "Look what you did to my damn face! You think this s*** is worth $170?!"
As for the arrest ... DaLuise's rep had no comment.
With 2 Hot Models
3/6/2014 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Katherine Webb has hot friends ... well, at least 2 ... and she proved it in a bikini photo she posted online.
A.J, McCarron's girlfriend got together with Miss California 2012 Natalie Pack (middle) and another hot model Letícia Zuloaga (left) to show off their physiques ... and it was good.
Unclear where they were hanging out ... or why ... or what they did after. But who cares? Enjoy the photo.
Sues Skin Care Co.
A Pocks On You
3/6/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ray Liotta says a skin care company is like a pimple on his ass, and he's gonna pop it ... in court.
Liotta has filed a federal lawsuit against a company called Nerium International, which hawks a skin care product called Nerium AD.
The company has been blanketing social media since October, touting Liotta's "before and after" pics and taking credit for the results, saying the Goodfella turned back the clock thanks to their wonder cream.
Liotta is pissed, saying he never used the product and certainly didn't give permission to use his name or likeness.
Liotta is suing the company and one of the investors -- Michael Shouhed who stars in "Shahs of Sunset - for lots of money, and he wants an immediate face lift ... as in, lift my face off your stupid ad.
I've Got a Secret ...
3/5/2014 4:05 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Oldest Woman in the World
And Zero Plastic Surgery
3/5/2014 12:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
She's 116 years old today -- and she still looks better than half of Hollywood.
Misao Okawa -- recognized by the Guinness World Records as the world's oldest woman -- celebrated her record-breaking birthday today at a nursing home in Osaka, Japan.
She officially became the world's oldest person back in 2013 -- you know, after the last one died.
Eat your sushi, folks.