The Jolie-Pitts ... once running neck-and-neck with OctoMom -- now they're eating her dust. Last night outside Katsuya, Brad had a message for the doppleganger/mother of 14, Nadya Suleman: It's on like Donkey Kong.


Angelina was predictably silent on the proposition.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are just like every other average, super rich and famous, A-list, unmarried parents of six ... and had a mechanical bull delivered to their L.A. home on Thursday.

Who wants to see Angelina ride bareback?!

After their whirlwind tour of Berlin, NYC and New Orleans, Brad and Angelina arrived back in their adopted homeland of France and showed off one of the newest members of their adorable clan on Wednesday.

This pic of Knox Leon or Vivienne Marcheline did not cost $14 million.

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure -- but we're guessing these paps who paid to fly to Berlin, rented hotel rooms and camped outside Brangelina's new villa were hoping for more than a shot of their garbage.

Not everyone is rejoicing over the birth of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt.

Protesters have been picketing outside the hospital in France where les enfants were born. They're outraged and claim the Mayor of Nice has been spending more time waving the kids' birth certificates and kissing the butts of American movie stars than addressing the case of a local murder victim.

After touting their HUGE EXCLUSIVE on the birth of Brangelina's spawn, it seems as if "E.T." is backtracking, probably because the story's totally wrong!

Multiple sources tell TMZ that "E.T." screwed up, and the story about the twins' birth is untrue -- those babies are still cruising in the womb!

After posting an item on their site on Friday confirming the blessed event, PEOPLE mag posted that the story was false. Now there's no mention on "E.T.'s" site at all about the babies, and our sources tell us they're trying to figure out what happened.

Multiple calls to "E.T." for comment have not been returned.

UPDATE: Holy dueling entertainment sites! PEOPLE is reporting that ET's story is NOT TRUE!

Stay tuned ...

Angelina Jolie is no longer pregnant!

Brad Pitt's baby mama adopted gave birth to her twins in France, according to ET. The latest additions bring the Brangelina baby brood count to six. One more rugrat and the Jolie-Pitts have got themselves a baseball team. No word yet on how fast she'll lose the baby weight!

Reps for Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax were not immediately reachable.

Brad and Angie look pretty hot too.

Hollywood's hottest MILF and DILF made their grand entrance at the Cannes Film Festival this afternoon.

Somewhere in New York, John Mayer is handing Jen a box of tissues.

Although Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their adorable boys, Maddox and Pax, out for a spin on a yacht on Tuesday ... it was Angie's growing girls that stole the show.

On Sunday, Angie was spotted out with her daughters. She really is in the family way.

Angie: Gimme a kiss!

Brad: Sure, hon -- just don't ruin my makeup!

Brad put on his best pinstriped suit, and Angie donned yet another gray gown for the premiere of "The Assassination of Jesse James" at the Toronto Film fest yesterday. Look how their hands are clasped behind her. Look at their matching hair coloring! And look how much better Angelina looks on her tat free side!

The Chicago Air & Water Show is the largest two-day spectator event in the United States and the longest ongoing show of its kind in North America.

And then Brad and Angelina showed up.

The super duo brought the full brood along for a boat ride on Lake Michigan to take in the festivities. But the water was so choppy, the boat headed back to the dock after just 45 minutes. Brangelina can't control the weather?