Bunny Ranch Brothel Gets Plowed by 18 Wheeler (Insane Video!!!)

STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FENCE
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11:20 AM PT -- The driver has been identified as Brian Brandt. Brandt has been charged with 2 counts of assault with deadly weapon, as well as destroying property and possession of stolen property valued at $3500 or more - all felonies. His bail is set at $95k.

The famous Bunny Ranch brothel, from HBO's 'Cathouse,' had a brush with death when a guy slammed a semitruck right through the front door ... in full view of surveillance cams.

The scary incident went down around 4 AM Thursday, and the video shows the 18-wheeler first slam through the front gate at full speed ... then plow through the Ranch's front door.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof tells us the man was wearing full body armor, including a mask and helmet. It's unknown why he targeted the brothel. Hof says he doesn't recognize the guy as a previous customer.

The Lyon County Sheriff's Dept tells us the driver is in custody, and they believe he's a disgruntled employee of the trucking company. Although the brothel was open at the time ... no one inside was hurt.

Even with the massive hole ... the Ranch will be wide open for biz. Hof says they'll serve free drinks for the inconvenience.

Cops are still searching the truck, which Hof says is full of Amazon packages. Looks like some Prime customers are gonna be pissed ... along with some hookers.

Bunny Ranch Owner My Hookers Were Invited Guests At Clinton Charity Event

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof says the two hookers who snapped a pic with Bill Clinton at a charity event last week were invited guests of his ... and nobody kicked them out of the party.

Hof tells TMZ ... he was approved by the charity to bring two dates to the Unite 4 Humanity event -- Barbie Girl and Ava Adora -- and even promoted the charity's party to his supporters via newsletter.

The HBO star says his entire group went through security and were given wristbands because they were all on the list ... and not one of them was kicked out of the party -- despite sources close to the event claiming otherwise.

Dennis adds, "how the f*** did we get there if we weren't invited?!"

Pimps up.

Bunny Ranch Whore Contract -- BRING YOUR OWN LUBE!!!

Ever wonder what it takes to be a whore? Here's a quick list of requirements from Nevada's famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel: weekly STD testing ... your own personal sex toy collection ... an endless supply of condoms ... lube ... and $25 a day.

The list of must-haves is outlined in a contract signed by Bunny Ranch whore "Jimi Lynn" -- who's currently being sued by the Ranch for failing to report more than $300,000 in gifts she allegedly received from one of her johns.

According to the lawsuit, Lynn is required to give the Ranch 50% of everything she makes in the line of duty -- including the cash value of all gifts she receives -- and the Ranch is out for its cut.

Lynn's contract was submitted as part of new legal docs in the lawsuit -- and it's pretty hilarious.

By signing the contract, Lynn agreed to pay the Ranch $25 a day for room and board, which gives her a bed to sleep in, plus two meals.

According to the contract, drugs are not allowed in her whore room at any time. All whores are also forbidden from seeing their johns outside the whore house.

And this is nice -- no whore will be forced to bang a man she does not want to bang.

There are no sex quotas either -- a whore may bang as many people as she wishes.

And the best part -- FREE WI-FI!!!!

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