Nicki Minaj knows the game ... you want people to stop talking about a bizarre photo of your booty -- you gotta give 'em a perfect pic of something else. Hmm, half-exposed yabbos oughta do it.
Anacondas like those too
Forget My Weird Butt
Check Out My Underboob!
9/13/2014 12:09 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Nicki Minaj attempted to erase the bizarre butt cheeks image Friday night in France ... by flashing a whole lotta underboob.
Minaj hit up Club 79 in Paris after a surprise appearance at Beyonce's concert ... and it was clear the singer was trying her best to distract the attention away from her ass ... for once.
In case you missed it ... N.M. performed at the "Fashion Rocks" event Tuesday in NYC and during the gig photogs snapped an awkward shot of her glutes.
That's Always in Style
9/8/2014 10:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A couple of ice cream cone pasties were all that stood between Miley's nipples and her crew as they cruised into an Alexander Wang after party.
Miley rolled in to the event with Tyga, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and others -- but everyone else was boring and, y'know .. fully clothed.
So, yeah ... Miley won the night.
Summer's Sexiest Stars
THE STEAMY STOCKPILE
9/6/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
9/4/2014 6:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rita Ora slipped into the sexiest body suit since Catwoman ... and took it for a stroll around London Wednesday.
Damn. Now we get it, Rob K.
'Game of Thrones'
Lannister Hooters Scene Saved!
They Shall Be Gazed Upon
8/31/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hear ye, hear ye ... Cersei Lannister doth FINALLY have permission to stroll the streets of King's Landing in her birthday suit -- but her majesty hath some holy guidelines that must be followed.
By order of the Croatian film commission, Cersei ... played by Lena Headey ... now hath the green light to walk the streets of Dubrovik in the nude -- as long as she never sets foot in a church.
As we doth previously reported ... Church of St. Nicholas officials proclaimed the royal breasts could not be unleashed on their property ... where the highly anticipated scene was to be filmed.
We're told the film commissioners changed their initial ruling ... upon realizing how much pleasantry "Game of Thrones" doth bring the townspeople. It also brings in a lot of copper pennies.
Lannister sources telleth TMZ, producers will shoot Cersei's boob debut on a fake church set. Which is fine ... no one will be looking at the background.
Game of Thrones
Lena Headey's Boobs Dissed
By Church Leaders
8/25/2014 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Game of Thrones usually delivers boobs by the bunch, but now it might be forced to hold back the pair viewers most want to see ... and it's all God's fault!
The plan was for Lena Headey to get nude at a church, but Cersei Lannister's fans better start praying hard ... 'cause right now the good church folk ain't down for naked knockers.
'Game of Thrones'
Best Boobs On Show
Victim of Church Cover-Up
8/25/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The most coveted boobs on TV may stay covered ... and you can blame the church.
Everybody -- actually 90% of men based on Kinsey and probably 40% of women -- are drooling at the prospect of ogling Cersei Lannister's royal cans.
Here's the problem. The scene calls for Cersei -- played by Lena Headey -- to walk out of a church and onto the streets of King's Landing in the buff. The scene is supposed to be shot in Dubrovnik, Croatia, where the church has a lot of power and a rigid policy against public displays of sexuality.
We're told the local film commission will not give producers a permit to shoot the scene because they take their cue from the church -- in this case the Church of St. Nicholas.
Sources tell TMZ ... they can't cut the scene because it's crucial to the story line and it's an iconic moment from the book.
So far ... producers haven't figured out a workaround ... and Hail Marys probably won't do the trick.
8/24/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Dr. Gerard Butler displayed his vast knowledge of the female anatomy ... by administering a mammogram in a public parking lot.
Butler was in Malibu this week with an unidentified smoke show when he started exploring inside her bikini balloons -- following up with a tush grab.
Take one of these ... and don't call me in the morning.
8/1/2014 2:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lacey Wildd -- the reality TV star who recently underwent her 36th plastic surgery -- squeezed herself into a pink bikini Friday on a beach in Florida.
Wildd is a 46-year-old mother of six (let that sink in) and has had 12 boob jobs alone ... going from an A-cup to the ridiculous LLL-cups she flaunted today.
She's been on TLC's "My Strange Addiction" and is set to appear on the new E! series "Botched."
As far as those shows are concerned, Wildd's a natural.
Ruined by Designer's Hand
8/1/2014 7:36 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Heidi Klum nearly posted one of the best photos in the history of Instagram ... if only designer Zac Posen had kept his damn hand to himself.
Klum, wearing nothing but a pair of tiny panties, posted the photo with the caption: "@zac_posen ....I need something to wear for tonight's @projectrunway @lifetimetv."
Zac needs to catch a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome ... NOW.