Cameron Diaz has an amazing and evil power -- the ability to make Kate Upton's massive boobs disappear.
As Cameron and Kate walked through the Sydney airport Friday -- not only was Kate NOT wearing a low-cut top ... she also pulled her jacket in a futile attempt to conceal her chest.
HUGE difference from Thursday when Kate was solo ... with her girls on full display.
This has been going on for weeks now -- every time Kate goes out with Cameron and Leslie Mann to promote their movie ... the rack gets put away.
Seems to us the spotlight is big enough for all the girls ... including Kate's.
On behalf of humanity, we say -- Cameron must be stopped!
Of Course I Love My Body
I'm Hot, You Idiots
4/16/2014 3:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
This is fantastic: Kate Upton -- one of the hottest women in the world -- has bravely taken it upon herself to dispel crazy reports she's insecure about her body ... insisting she loves every inch of her flawless physique.
The Sun newspaper ran a story over the weekend purporting to quote Kate, who allegedly said, "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life." But Kate now insists she never said that.
She just tweeted, "Unfortunately, what was said about my body is completely made up to try and drum up controversy where there is none. Like every woman, I have moments of insecurity, but I love and am proud of my body -- every part of it -- and wouldn't change a thing."
That's right. Kate Upton wouldn't change a thing about her body. Imagine that.
with Younger Boyfriend
4/16/2014 6:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Heidi Klum's new boyfriend, 27-year-old Vito Schnabel, went topless yesterday as he palled around in the ocean with Heidi in Tulum, Mexico.
Oh, did we mention SHE WAS TOPLESS TOO?!?!?!?
Schnabel is an art dealer in New York City. He's been previously linked to Demi Moore, Elle Macpherson and Liv Tyler. His father is Julian Schnabel ... director of films like "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly," "Before Night Falls," and "Basquiat."
Hard knock life.
I Hate My Big Beautiful Breasts
4/13/2014 8:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Upton told The Sun in Britain she wishes for a smaller rack everyday ... because of her love for things like going braless in a spaghetti string top and wearing small bikinis.
She adds, "Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up." This coming from the girl who constantly flaunts her boobs in magazines like Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and made a fortune off her floaters.
Kate says she wishes her jugs were more like clip-ons ... so she could take them on and off as she pleases.
Ladies, the angry mob line starts to your left.
You're Never Too Old
For Nipple Pasties
4/11/2014 3:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.
Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.
As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??
Don't Let This Girl's Ass Fool You
I'm Kinda Dating Katy Perry
3/26/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Katy Perry's got an unlikely new BF -- rapper Riff Raff -- at least that's on Riff Raff's wish list ... because he's SMITTEN after the two went on a date last week ... despite his obvious addiction to other women in thong bikinis.
Raff was out in Miami Tuesday when we asked about his date with the "Dark Horse" singer -- Raff says he took Katy out for the Holy Trinity ... sushi, bowling, and drinks ... and he had a blast.
If Katy's down -- Raff says he'd love to see her again ... maybe next week when she's back in the country.
We're a little surprised though -- Katy's a busty woman ... and from this clip, it's pretty clear Raff's an ass man. You gotta see it.
Lawsuit Threatened By Sports Illustrated
Over Topless Photo
3/9/2014 12:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Nobody photoshops fake nude photos of Kate Upton and gets away with it ... a lesson Sports Illustrated wants to teach a joke website called Celeb Jihad.
The phony photo pheatures a photoshopped pic from an SI shoot with the headline, "Kate Upton Naked Outtake From SI Swimsuit 2014."
It's clearly a fake ... but Sports Illustrated's legal team doesn't care -- they fired off a letter to the site threatening to sue if the post isn't taken down, STAT.
In the letter, the lawyer complains, "One of these photographs has even been airbrushed."
Wouldn't be her first time.
Hey, My Son Likes Boobies Too
3/3/2014 4:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Conrad Murray came back to Trinidad, celebrating Carnival -- and he gave his son an official introduction into the world of BOOBIES!
Murray returned to the place where he became the man he is .... glowing in the sunlight of freedom ... and also glowing from the reflection on his head.
The man who did hard time for Michael Jackson's death brought his family along for the topless extravaganza .... and his son is clearly fully indoctrinated.
That V isn't just for victory.
Sports Illustrated Pulls Down Nipple Pic
2/18/2014 8:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Danica Patrick's nipple is officially off the Internet ... TMZ Sports has learned the people at Sports Illustrated have finally removed a pic of the driver's exposed breast from its swimsuit website.
As we previously reported, several pics from a 2008 photo shoot were recently put on S.I.'s Swim Daily website as part of a "Throwback Thursday" gallery. One of the pics was a topless "selfie" in which Danica's nipple was fully visible.
There were questions as to whether the pic was posted by accident or if it was an intentional "artsy" thing -- but now that it's been removed from the gallery, it seems pretty clear ... it was never supposed to be there in the first place.
On Sports Illustrated Website
2/17/2014 12:27 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
So ... Danica Patrick's exposed nipple is hanging out on a Sports Illustrated website.
The racy pic of the NASCAR driver is featured in a "Throwback Thursday" photo gallery on S.I.'s "Swim Daily" website ... which features a "selfie" style photo shoot of Danica from 2008.
We called S.I. to find out if it was a mistake ... or one of those intentional "nipples are artsy" sort of things ... but so far, we haven't heard back.
Gentlemen, start your (search) engines ...
Bieber Video Girl
Now a Star In Her Own Right
2/17/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The woman who was targeted by Justin Bieber fans for kissing their idol in his music video has gotten her revenge ... double barrel style.
19-year-old Cailin Russo is now a model who just took these pictures -- shot in the same style as 18-year-old pseudo-naked reality star runway model Kendall Jenner. The M.O. -- I'm topless but I'm really not.
And Cailin's got 1 very important person in her arsenal:
-- Ted Emmons, a very famous photog
It makes you want to party under the stars.
Nipples Make it to the Big Time
2/14/2014 4:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kendall Jenner's nipples can now make it anywhere ... because they made it to a New York City high fashion runway Thursday.
18-year-old Kendall flaunted what her mama manages ... in a completely sheer brown top and a wig at the Marc Jacobs fashion show.
It was KJ's NY Fashion Week debut, and immediately after her nipples lit up the event ... Khloe Kardashian gushed on IG, "My baby sister killed it today."
Kim Kardashian also weighed in, saying ... "Proudest sister ever!!!!"
Kendall's goodies were last seen in sheer black.
First black, now brown? Kim and Khloe really are proud.
Double-Teamed Stripper REVEALED
Hot, Blonde, and YOUNG
2/5/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
BEHOOOOLD ... the hot blonde stripper Justin Bieber recently used as a chew toy ... in all her fake-breasted glory ... and contrary to reports, she's definitely NOT old enough to be his mom.
Sources close to the dancer tell TMZ, 26-year-old Karolina began working as a stripper in Vegas very recently after moving from Chicago -- and when Bieber quietly visited Sin City back in January (before his DUI arrest) he handpicked the bunny-tatted dancer to come back to his hotel room.
We were initially told by the owner of the photo that the pic was snapped inside an L.A. recording studio, but turns out it was actually taken inside Bieber's Vegas penthouse.
Sources tell us, Bieber and his entourage hand-picked Karolina and two other dancers to come back to the hotel room for private dances ... and Bieber paid them THOUSANDS each in cash.
As soon as they arrived to the room, we're told the girls' phones were confiscated and they were each required to sign one of Bieber's famous confidentiality agreements, barring them from talking about what transpired that night.
Our sources wouldn't say how far things went between Bieber and the girls -- but we're told Karolina voluntarily posed for the boob photo.
As for people saying she looked old enough to be Bieber's mom ... we're told Karolina is NOT too happy about it. Babysitter is more accurate.