Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea teamed up for a remix ... which is totally irrelevant when compared to the amazing photo that has ass aficionados stacking the vintage model against the new one.
So, who would you rather -- dream about? 'Cause realistically, ya got no shot.
(The Fart Remix)
8/27/2014 1:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" music video is filled with ass -- but now, thanks to the glorious power of the Internet (and some editing software) ... it's also got a lot of gas.
A comedy duo out of South Africa named Derick Watts and the Sunday Blues released the flatulent remix late Tuesday night.
The concept might be is definitely juvenile ... but we dare you to watch it without cracking a smile.
For those who haven't seen Nicki's original -- SHAME ON YOU!!
Jennifer Lopez vs. Iggy Azalea
WHO'D YOU RATHER?
8/26/2014 6:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
It's a battle of the booty!
Here's Jennifer Lopez showing off her 45-year-old bulbous backside (left) posing with 24-year-old Iggy Azalea's down-under donk (right) in a photo promoting their upcoming remix together.
The question is ...
VMA Party Shooting
Hot Model Hit
'My Ass Took A 9mm' Bullet!!!
8/25/2014 8:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Fashion model Megan Hawkins just earned her street cred ... but it may hamper her career ... she took a bullet apparently meant for Suge Knight at Chris Brown's VMA party ... and took it in the butt.
The 5'11" blonde-haired, blue-eyed model posted photos -- showing her in a hospital bed and using a walker to get around -- with the comment, "my ass took a 9mm and I'm keeping it as a souvenir."
Megan -- who's just 19 -- was one of 3 people shot inside 1Oak nightclub early Sunday morning.
Here's an unspoiled view of Megan pre-wound. Enjoy.
8/24/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Dr. Gerard Butler displayed his vast knowledge of the female anatomy ... by administering a mammogram in a public parking lot.
Butler was in Malibu this week with an unidentified smoke show when he started exploring inside her bikini balloons -- following up with a tush grab.
Take one of these ... and don't call me in the morning.
Instagram's Best Butts
8/23/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Parties With 1000 Pounds of Ass
8/21/2014 6:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ass We Were Saying
... Brazil Always Wins
8/11/2014 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Here, in all its glory, is supermodel Adriana Lima's message to all her fellow countrymen still licking their wounds from that humiliating World Cup loss to Germany.
It's pretty simple -- ultimately, Brazil always comes out on top. Or, in this case ... bottom.
We know ... Lima's Victoria's Secret shoot has nothing to do with soccer. But who's complaining?
Your move, Heidi Klum.
The NYPD Has
Eyes on Her
8/11/2014 2:29 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian stepped out of her New York City apartment Monday afternoon with a slew of fans waiting to catch a glimpse of her ... including Officer Staresalot over here.
But really ... he's doing NOTHING wrong. In fact, he's supposed to be watching her ... and he is.
Are You Looking at My Ass?
Seriously, Please Look at My Ass!!
8/4/2014 7:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
And the gold medal for "Camera Whoring with Your Ass Out" goes to ... Brittny Gastineau -- and this video proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Kim Kardashian's pal appeared to be several drinks in when she poured herself all over a bar at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend -- and slowly undressed while blatantly mugging for paparazzi.
The most awesome part of this video is not Brittny's ass ... but the fact everyone around her is totally ignoring her.
You know how this ends, right? With Brittny passed out, looking like she's auditioning for "Weekend at Bernie's."
Justin & Orlando
Can Kiss My ...
7/31/2014 3:09 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
While her ex and her alleged fling duke it out in Ibiza, Selena Gomez rocked the shortest of shorts Thursday while heading to a meeting in L.A.
As TMZ first reported, while Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fought over Miranda Kerr ... there is some tangential Selena involvement.
Our sources say Gomez -- who was once famously photographed with Bloom -- claims she never hooked up with the "Lord of the Rings" star.
Selena Gomez ... hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave.
Thongs for the Vacation ...
Assets Out for BF
7/21/2014 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lea Michele proudly displayed the 3 Bs during her Italian vacay -- boyfriend, boat, and a whole lot of her thong-framed butt.
The "Glee" star was spotted making out with her bf Matthew Paetz ... onboard a boat off Positano this weekend.
Apparently, Matthew's gigolo "research" is paying off -- cause the "coach" is scoring big time on the open sea.
Goes to Rehab
... Addicted to Ass
7/21/2014 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jason Derulo checked into Rehab this weekend -- the legendary Las Vegas pool party at the Hard Rock -- where the singer had to follow a 12-step program of his own:
Step 1 -- Admit you are powerless over ass.
Step 2 -- Embrace and enjoy.
Steps 3 through 12 -- repeat Step 2.
Get jazzy on that.
Thanks to our friends at SpyOnVegas.com for the pics.