Check out these shots of this year's frontrunners ... though we suspect no one's looking at their fronts.
Khloe Kardashian I'm RIPPED Everywhere, But Still Got Booty!!!
7/22/2016 6:38 AM PDT
Khloe Kardashian literally ripped her pants off piece by piece ... or so it seemed.
Some things change, but a Kardashian will always deliver from behind.
Serena Williams Best mASSage Ever
7/19/2016 3:46 PM PDT
Here's Serena Williams getting a sports massage in a one-piece bathing suit and we assure you it's EXACTLY what you need to get through the rest of your work day.
The short vid went up on SW's Snapchat moments ago ... and while it doesn't quite live up to the bootyful star-spangled outfit she wore on Snap some months back -- we assure you of one thing:
You won't be disappointed.
So watch ... and check out Serena's devilish grin. She knows what she's doing.
Lady Gaga Crackin' in Cabo
7/18/2016 1:30 PM PDT
Lady Gaga looked surprisingly comfortable with a solid and snug wedgie as she lounged poolside in Cabo.
Hard to find where the sun don't shine.
Rihanna Like That View, Don't Ya?
6/28/2016 7:26 AM PDT
Here's Rihanna performing in Glasgow ... on a glass catwalk.
Keep in mind, SHE posted this video -- so she's clearly proud of her work. And why wouldn't she be?
Welcome to the premium seats.
Lolo Jones My Ass Is Gold Medal Quality
5/23/2016 7:23 AM PDT
The Olympics aren't until the summer but Lolo Jones is competing early ... in the booty games.
Jones posted a pool pic to Instagram with some of her training partners ... giving us a view of what (some) of her opponents see when they race her ... her All-American backside.
We say gold medal ... but be your own IOC judge ... bronze, silver, or did she trip on the hurdle yet again?
Lexy Panterra Twerkin' Out The First Pitch ... At Miami Marlins Game
5/20/2016 5:23 PM PDT
Here's celebrity twerk instructor Lexy Panterra throwing out the first pitch at a Miami Marlins game moments ago ... and twerking while she does it of course.
Lexy's a big deal who's taught the art of the twerk to celebrities like Mel B, Christina Millian, and Tiny so it makes sense the Marlins would have her toss one out.
Look ... we're not gonna get too deep here ... her pitch was fine (better than 50 Cent) but this is all about the little wiggle she gives before the throw, and the big wiggle in her video below.
Blake Lively Butt Out!!!
5/18/2016 7:16 AM PDT
Blake Lively has pissed off the black community in a big way ... by captioning this pic that she now has an "Oakland booty."
Blake, who's pregnant with her second kid, is in Cannes and pretty clearly was just joking with the Instagram post, but it's inflamed lots of people on social media.
Blake was clearly gabbing a line from Sir Mix-a-Lot's song, "Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts)."
Some of the people who are throwing shade think Blake is using black women as a punchline.
Notably, this doesn't seem to be simply a black/white thing. Katy Perry and Khloe Kardashian have used the quote on social media ... without getting ripped.
Miss BumBum Sends Message To Soccer Star Pique Wit Dat Ass
5/14/2016 12:30 AM PDT
Uh-oh Shakira ... the hottest ass in the universe might be trying to score with your baby daddy ... 'cause Miss BumBum is putting her two best cheeks forward to get the attention of soccer superstar Pique.
Suzy Cortez -- the reigning Miss BumBum (basically the best butt in Brazil) -- has been targeting Pique on the 'Gram ... posting sexy pictures wearing his jersey ... and tagging Pique in the photos.
It wasn't exactly sliding into Pique's DMs, butt it signals she's a huge fan ... and fans have been known to do wild things for the players they love ... aka have sex with them.
BTW -- it's not Suzy's first time on the pitch ... she was reportedly blocked on IG by Lionel Messi and his GF for sending the Argentine footballer some sexy shots a while ago.
Get that block button ready, Shakira.
Khloe Kardashian My Ass Is Still In the Game
5/10/2016 6:49 AM PDT
Khloe Kardashian's still got a lot of junk in her trunk despite a rigorous workout regime that has every other part of her body slimming down.
Khloe ran errands Monday in Bev Hills, hitting up the Meche hair salon -- but in boots and jeans like this ... NO one was paying attention to her hair.
Ass ... still that family's greatest export.
Bella & Gigi Hadid Conquer the Butt Game
5/9/2016 12:50 AM PDT
Jessica Alba Back At It Again With the Tiny Bikini
4/22/2016 2:19 PM PDT
Bella Thorne Fantasstic Day For Sunscreen
4/8/2016 1:54 PM PDT
Bella Thorne hit South Beach in a bikini that fought a losing battle ... against her ass.
Careful, Bella ... don't burn the buns!