George Clooney's former girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis is a little dingy ... and so is the boat she rode in on.
It's a far cry from yachting with George in the South of France. Elisabetta and her boyfriend, orthopedic surgeon Brian Perri, puttered around a lake in Alghero, Italy during the 4th weekend.
Not to rub it in, but she's on the type of boat George would send to shore for a champagne run.
No Ifs, Ands, Or ...
6/30/2014 2:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jennifer Lopez contorted her body into all sorts of positions this weekend ... rehearsing before her gig at the iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party in Miami.
What do all of J.Lo's dance moves have in common? Hmmm ...
My Ass, her Boobs
6/28/2014 7:17 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Khloe and Kim Kardashian were in a horse race Friday night ... each clearly trying to take the evening with assets that are undeniably spectacular.
Khloe and French Montana got nice and cuddly sailing on the Utopia III in NYC on the Hudson River ... to celebrate K.K.'s 30th birthday ... and her incredible ass clearly made some partiers go full mast.
And then there's Kim ... whose boobs could save perhaps a dozen lives in a nautical emergency.
Oh yeah ...Kris, Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there too.
Now that's a party we could get behind.
'Little Women: L.A.' Star
Ass Is The Star
Of My Music Video
6/28/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Little Women: L.A." star Terra Jole and her friends are just shakin' what their mamas gave 'em ... starring in a new music video that celebrates the beauty of booty.
We're told "Booty Bee" is the first music video with a little person -- Terra -- in the starring role.
Terra -- who's become a little famous playing Mini Britney and Mini Gaga -- not only sang and danced in the video ... she also wrote the music and lyrics.
Forget KFC ...everybody needs a little ass.
Brings Her Badonkadonk
6/27/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Jay Z and Beyonce tour kicked off in Miami Wednesday night and while we were quick to enjoy Bey's asstastic outfit ... our newsroom came up with ulterior interior motive.
Is it possible Beyonce showed off her ass, so she wouldn't have to worry about accidentally showing off something else? TMZ Health investigates ...
Vine Star Jessica Vanessa
Just Call Her ...
The Pied Pooper
6/26/2014 9:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Vine star Jessica Vanessa knows how to draw a crowd ... just shake dat ass!!!
Vanessa was at a Vine meet-up in Pan Pacific Park in L.A. Wednesday, where she chatted with our photog ... completely unnoticed by the crowd ... that is, until she decided to show off her infamous twerking skills.
Once the cheeks began to move, the crowd did too ... and before long she was surrounded by a gaggle of fans.
As the old saying goes ... if you shake it, they will come.
Come to My Concert ...
See My Ass!!!
6/26/2014 4:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Beyonce and Jay Z wasted a ton of money filming a full-length trailer promoting their On the Run Tour because all they had to say was ... BEYONCE SHOWS OFF HER BOOOOOOOTY!!!!
The couple kicked off their tour in Miami Wednesday night and the show-stopping moment was definitely when she performed the song "Naughty Girl" ... wearing a costume with the ass cut out.
This is the best video we've seen featuring Beyonce since ...
A Body to Scream For
6/25/2014 8:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Courteney Cox just turned 50.
Playboy's Shannon Twins
6/17/2014 10:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Former Playboy playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon frolicked on the beach in the Pacific Palisades yesterday with some unusual beach accessories ... burgers and fries.
Hef's ex-girlfriends enjoyed an afternoon at Will Rogers Beach with a few Big Macs and a couple orders of fries. The girls have done a ton of growing up -- all over -- since their Playboy days in 2009.
It may seem odd to bring fast food to the beach, but who doesn't love a set of juicy buns?
Will & Jada
Guns n' Buns On The Beach
6/9/2014 10:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith took their tight, toned bodies to the beach today in Hawaii -- proving once again ... Jada is the hottest 42-year-old mom in a 2-piece.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith had something for everyone -- her toned ass barely covered in a bikini ... and his ripped arms in a tank top.
If you're impressed -- you're not alone. 13-year-old Willow was there too ... and looked pretty awestruck by her parents' ridiculous physiques.
Will still rules in Summertime.
Chris Brown's Post-Jail Party
6/6/2014 10:52 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
One thing Chris Brown may be done with is gangs, but gang bangers ... not so much.
Porn stars Alexis Texas, Bonnie Rotten, Alektra Blue and Sarah Jessie posed backside first for a pic at Chris Brown's Beverly Hills bash Thursday night.
Also on deck, porn star Kimberly Kendall -- who tweeted a pic of Chris dancing with her and a bunch of other hot chicks after blowing out the candles.
As we previously reported, T-Pain told us there was no weed smoking allowed at the party.
Porn star booty > smoking weed.