Question: How do you fix the hapless Cleveland Cavaliers?
Answer: Porn star gang bang.
At least, that's the solution hardcore adult actress Ava Devine offered up in NYC the other day ... in fact, she's such a big Cavs fan, she's willing to take one (or 5) for the team.
"If [the Cav's] make the playoffs ... I will bang them all and bring a girlfriend," Devine said.
She also wanted us to know, "I can handle them all by myself."
That's a dedicated fan.
1st Overall NBA Draft Pick
Gets HUGE Canadian Honor
7/2/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Canadian native Anthony Bennett -- the first Canadian EVER to get picked first in the NBA draft -- has just received an even greater honor ... THE KEY TO HIS CANADIAN HOMETOWN!!!
The mayor of Brampton in Ontario released a statement today, saying she presented Bennett -- who was drafted by the Cleveland Cavaliers last week -- with the key on Canada Day yesterday ... in honor of his incredible non-hockey achievements.
For our Canadian readers: basketball is a game in which two teams vie to shoot a ball through their opponent's hoop. No actual baskets are involved, and players tend to retain most of their teeth.
The mayor added, “All of Brampton wishes Anthony the very best with the Cleveland Cavaliers and we look forward to cheering him on during the NBA season.”
That is, as soon as they figure out what the NBA actually is ... and no, the Raptors don't count.
Take it away, Kyle's mom!
Mark Cuban to LeBron:
You Need 'Media Training'
7/9/2010 11:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
So how the hell can LeBron James recover from one of the worst PR moves in NBA history?? According to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban ... dude needs "media training."
Obviously, Cuban is referring to the fact that James decided to amp up the drama ... and screw with practically everyone's emotions ... before announcing on live TV last night that he was ditching the city that loved him to try and win a quick championship with a "super team" in Miami.
LeBron had toyed with the idea of going to Chicago, New York, New Jersey and L.A. too ... so now everyone hates him.