For some unknown reason, a random, hot, busty blond was all over Suge Knight outside the Lakers game last night -- and for reasons even more puzzling, he wasn't having it!
Watch her try to make out with him three times ... and get utterly denied.
Filed under: Denied!, Suge Knight
Our photog was S.O.L. when he tried getting Audrina Patridge's digits yesterday, because if busting out a picture of his two adorable rescued pit bulls couldn't melt her heart enough to go out with him -- at a PETA event -- nothing would.
Filed under: The Hills, Critters, Denied!
This video was pitched to us as Haley Joel Osment eating serious sand -- but whether it is or not, it's a bad decision to kite surf on one of the windiest days in history. Dude didn't even get near the water, but probably wet himself when things got bad.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Denied!
If Daniel Craig thought he could just waltz his way into crowded Mr. Chow last night and star-power his way into a table -- dude thought wrong.
Moments after 007 strolled into the restaurant, Craig and his woman pulled an about-face and retreated back to the car. On his way out, Craig wouldn't confirm the rejection, but soon after David Spade and Nicolette Sheridan scored a table with no problem.
For the record Daniel Craig is an A-list actor. David Spade has a bob.
Filed under: Movies, Wacky & Weird, Denied!
Wesley Snipes was looking for some of that paparazzi cash last night, hitting up everybody with a camera for a few bucks -- anything to get a few more greenbacks into that $17 million "I Screwed the Government" fund.
Filed under: Celebrity Pay Dirt, Denied!
When President Palmer was shot in the throat at the beginning of season 5, Dennis Haysbert wasn't just killed off "24" -- he was axed from the show's holiday party invite list too! 
How the hell do you snub this guy? Not only is Dennis the nicest guy ever, but he probably can get you a lower deductible!
Maurice Greene holds several world records, two Olympic gold medals and was just on "Dancing with the Stars." What he doesn't have: The clout to get past the douche doorman who's already denied Chuck Liddell, Seth MacFarlane and a Barack look-alike.
Filed under: Dancing with the Stars, Denied!
Seth MacFarlane just got a little more awesome. The "Family Guy" creator was majorly dissed outside Crown Bar last week by a cocky doorman. But instead of whining about his experience, he took the classy route and sent three bouquets totaling $5,000 to the bar last night.
Seth signed a $100 mil deal with Fox earlier this year, and can pretty much buy Crown Bar -- and all the lame employees in it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Denied!
How the hell does the guy who created "Family Guy" not get right into a bar in Hollywood?!
Seth MacFarlane was initially turned away from Crown Bar last night by that same 93-pound door guy who turned away Chuck Liddell and Barack Obama's lookalike -- but then, the glorified clip-board holder heard Seth do one of the voices from his show...
After droppin' a "Giggidy, giggidy" while entertaining the paparazzi, Seth finally got approval to get past the velvet rope -- but when the doormen gave him the O.K., Seth actually told them to wait ... the way it should be.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Denied!
If there's no room for Chuck Liddell inside a club, you make room -- because denying the guy and getting on the UFC fighter's bad side can't be a smart idea.
It looked like the Crown Bar doorman was about to get an ass whoopin' last night, but one of Chuck's buds held him back.
Filed under: Denied!
Maybe Golden Brooks should have popped her boob out again -- because the doorman at Crown Bar virtually ignored last night.
Using her canceled show "Girlfriends" as leverage to enter probably didn't help her cause.
Filed under: Denied!
Rock stars deserve a modicum of respect in the Thirty Mile Zone. So we humbly apologize that our papper didn't recognize sometimes-Scorpions bassist Ralph Rieckermann.
The Foxtail door guy didn't know (or care) who he was either -- he got rejected.
Filed under: Denied!
After the shellacking the Lakers got in the NBA finals, we understand why an L.A. bouncer would tell Boston Celtics star Ray Allen to get lost from his bar. But did you ever expect -- in your entire lifetime -- to see a 5'5" goofball in a cheap suit tell the baddest, meanest linebacker in the NFL to kick rocks?!
Note to One Sunset: Ray Lewis doesn't take kindly to rejection.
BTW, Jerome Bettis got in -- no problem. So did porn star Mary Carey.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Denied!
Someone at Crown Bar is gonna get fired -- because last night they dissed one of the most powerful men in H-Wood.
Nigel Lythgoe, the guy who produces "American Idol" and judges on "So You Think You Can Dance," was out enjoying his birthday, planning on a festive night at Crown. His boy Ryan Seacrest even arranged a table for him. Unfortunately the Josh-Hartnett-look-alike doorman apparently didn't get the memo, and Nigel was denied. The nerve!
And in the insult-to-injury department, Alli Sims made it through.
Filed under: American Idol, Denied!
Not only did Tara Reid need to set up a fake scene for a phony reality show to get into Hyde last night, but TWO members of the D-lister's crew dropped racially-charged remarks to our cameraman on her way in.
BTW -- after we stopped rolling, the blonde guy apologized to our cameraman, and insisted, "I'm not a racist."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Denied!
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