Here's the math -- Zac Efron's butt + super-tight jeans = the destroyed innocence of millions of thirteen year old girls.



Apparently, Efron's shedding his "good guy" image for the "I can't dress myself properly" look.

Either Disney is cheap, or doesn't think Miley Cyrus is worth that much -- because the Mouse is being a real tightwad when it comes to paying Cyrus for a cameo on one of their other shows.

We got our hands on Miley's contract for her guest appearance on Disney's "The Suite Life on Deck" -- which airs in June -- and it only guarantees Miley $5,000 for a week of work.

It may sound like a decent amount of scratch, but Miley's a big star and could easily get more for a guest spot on a non-Disney show.

Hell, "Idol's" bikini girl made $10,000 for hosting a Vegas party recently.

But the paltry paycheck actually makes a lot of sense, since the story we broke last year about Miley and her dad wanting out of "Hannah Montana" because there's far more money in singing than in doing a Disney cable show.

The head honcho at Disney/ABC has been dragged into Kate Walsh's bitter divorce, and he's gone to court asking for protection.

We've learned Walsh's estranged husband, Alex Young, has subpoenaed Stephen McPherson, President of Disney/ABC Television, for a deposition -- to testify what he knows about Kate Walsh and her finances. Disney's lawyers have filed legal papers, obtained by TMZ, asking for a court order blocking any such depo.

Young believes Walsh is not coming clean with all the assets acquired during their 14-month marriage. Young's lawyer, Jeff Sturman, fired off the subpoena to McPherson, claiming he has "unique" knowledge about Walsh's finances since she works for him as the star of "Private Practice."

Disney lawyers have fired back that Young is "harassing" McPherson, "because at the the time of Ms. Walsh acquiring the role on 'Private Practice,' Mr. McPherson was not running ABC Studios."

Disney is willing to send an underling to the depo. We've learned Young has also subpoenaed financial docs from Disney.

Disney and Young will fight it out in court on July 8.

Vanessa Hudgens has settled a lawsuit with the former producer who claims she stiffed him.

Johnny Vieira sued Vanessa, claiming she refused to honor a deal they inked before she made it big.

Hudgens' lawyer tells TMZ, "My client appreciates Mr. Vieira's efforts early in her recording career. We're glad to be able to resolve the issues in a mutually agreeable fashion."

Translation -- settled for an undisclosed sum.

Hugh Jackman, The Sexiest Man on Earth, took his family to the Happiest Place on it yesterday -- where Wolverine found a fan in Winnie the Pooh. Stranger alliances have happened.

As in, over the counter, sore throat medicine.


After Disney star Demi Lovato Twittered her throat was "on fiiiiiire" and said if anyone brought her "throat stuff" she'd love 'em "forever," a few fans in London came through bigtime.

Aren't they sickeningly cute?

A Burbank family is suing the Walt Disney Company, claiming toxins from its Burbank headquarters contaminated the surrounding community, resulting in death.

Dennis Jackson claims Disney's air conditioning system contained contaminated wastewater laden with toxic chemicals that migrated into nearby residential areas and even contaminated drinking water.

The lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, claims Louise Jackson, who lived with her family in the neighborhood, died as a result of the pollutants. The suit claims residents now live in "terror of emissions."

The suit says Disney has been using the same cooling system since 1957.

With the Resurrection of Britney tour hitting up Florida, a curvy Kevin Federline took his two Spears subsidized kids and his two kids with Shar Jackson to Disney World this weekend.


It's a small world after all ... for everything but K-Fed's waistline.

With Sean Preston and Jayden James in her arms, reassembled mother of two Britney Spears spent Thursday at Disney World in Florida.



Later on, Brit put on skimpy outfits, danced and sung lip-synched on the second stop of her Resurrection of Britney Tour in Atlanta.

For a 19-year-old, David Henrie of Disney's "Wizards of Waverly Place" had a magical time livin' la vida loca down in Puerto Rico Saturday night.



Good thing you only have to be 18 to legally have a margarita -- and a grope -- in PR.

Katie Holmes and her birth daughter Suri Cruise indulged in the human need to eat by feasting on real salad and pizza at Disney World on Saturday.


Digestion ensued without a glitch.