Sales for tickets to attend the King of Pop's final farewell are running rampant on sites like eBay, but watch out before you put in a bid -- the company is removing tickets sales from the site as fast as possible.



We got a screen grab of a pair of tickets that already cost $10,000 (kind of them to offer free shipping) -- but the link was disabled shortly after we found it.

Incredibly expensive and hard to get? Good luck...

Ever want to get in the driver's seat of a customized, real-life barbiemobile ... here's your chance.



LaLa Vazquez, former MTV and current VH1 host -- also known as Carmelo Anthony's fiance -- is putting her 2006 hot Pink Range Rover up for auction on ebay ... Bidding starts at 25K.

A portion of the proceeds go to charity. It sure beats the hell out of a used Kia.

Anyone sick enough to think they'll be able to make a buck off the late Danny Gans on eBay or StubHub -- think again!

The peeps at eBay told us...

"All current and future Danny Gans tickets will be removed from eBay, except tickets being sold purely for collectible puposes. On StubHub, the fan's ticket marketplace, and an eBay company, the policy on canceled events is a full and complete refund. If there had been ticket purchases for Gans' shows those buyers would receive an email from us and be refunded."

Danny Gans died Friday. He was 52.

It looks like eBay could also stand for electronic black market -- because the couple who confessed to being professional shoplifters on "Dr. Phil" just happen to have sold a TON of stuff on the website.



An eBay account connected to the address of Matthew Eaton -- whose house was raided after he and his wife appeared on "Dr. Phil" -- shows an unbelievable 628 positive feedbacks (and only 1 negative) on items sold in the last year.

During Matt's filmed shoplifting trip on "Phil," he guessed he had stolen around $700 of "mostly Lego stuff" -- and there just happens to be, coincidentally, a ton of Lego stuff sold on this eBay account... over $5,000 worth in March alone.

For all the nonexistent people out there wanting a keepsake from the Danny Bonaduce/Jonny Fairplay fight at the Fox Reality Awards back in 2007... this is the moment you've long been waiting for.


Fairplay is getting rid of the jacket he was wearing when Danny Bonaduce de-toothed him -- by hawking it on eBay. Jonny's listing says: "It was my favorite hoodie but I look at it now of course with bad memories."

Why it took him 16 months to sell it, we don't know... but we're guessing rent is due.

This jacket, worn by trainwreck conductor Britney Spears -- and advertised as "smells like Britney" -- has now hit a whopping $1,000 on eBay, eclipsing the $900 see-through dress she auctioned off last week. It smells like Britney, bitch!

Not to worry -- there are still four-and-a-half days left to bid on a piece of Britney. Or you could just drive around all night.

A sunny Saturday afternoon in L.A. -- the perfect time to get the guys out for a motorcycle ride -- and that's exactly where we found rapper The Game.


All of Melrose Ave. stopped to see The Game's bitchin' new ride; a Can-Am Spider motorcycle. The Game told us everything about his new "spaceship," then stripped for our cameras, exchanging his white T for TMZ's 'Ding Dang Y'all' shirt! Then, pimptabulous "The Bishop" showed up in his lime green Rolls Royce with a gift for The Game -- one-of-a-kind lime green Emerica sneakers with alligator skin and gold detailing. There's no end to The Bishop's good taste in finery!

The Game generously offered to autograph the shoes -- with his new trademark "TMZ" -- and handed it back to us to auction off for charity! His personalized shoes and autographed t-shirt are now available for bidding on eBay. All of the proceeds will benefit "A Place Called Home," a South Central L.A. non-profit organization dedicated to helping at-risk kids achieve their dreams through educational enrichment. The pimp is on!

Bob Barker's been away from television for just a month, but it seems like an eternity. For those of you who have wandered aimlessly in abject forlornness, fear not, your pitiable life may have just gotten a bit brighter. You can buy Bob's chair on eBay if ... the price is right.

Mr. Barker has donated his on-set chair, emblazoned with W.G.M.C., which stands for "World's Greatest Master of Ceremonies," a nickname given to him by his staff of yore. And now it can be yours. Letter of authenticity included -- handwritten by Bob. That alone, is priceless.

100% of the proceeds from the sale will go to United Activists for Animal Rights.

Do you want to live like a rehabbed actress? How about driving around in her old wrecked Mercedes?!

As explained in the eBay auction, a car buyer bought LiLo's infamous curb-hoppin' ride, and is now ready to sell it to the highest bidder!

Buckle up, and start bidding!

Hey y'all. Do you remember what it was like before the crazazy, frazzazzled, hoocher-flashin', car-dingin', drive-thru eatin', lil' doggie carryin', weave-changin', judge-defyin' gimme more' Brittles? Are you havin' trouble recallin' the good ol' oops-I-did-it-agin' Britney? Here's a nifty way to spike up yer mem'ry bankin' buttons!

These fabulousified dollers are great for the kidlets, or even for some culturated desk decoration! That dear girl is loaded with talent -- and she's still gone make herself a great big gigoontic comesback! In the meantimes, she's right here, perfect in her original cellerphane containers!

It's Britney dolls, bitches!

Do you have night fever? Are you wanting to get your boogie shoes on? A fabulous eBay seller has just the thing, although your neighbors might not appreciate it!

Bust out your white polyester suits and sing it -- with this nifty 1978 Bee Gees Karaoke machine! Too much heaven!

Bidding starts at $24.99 -- and people might pay you to stop using it!