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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Longoria Unscathed in WeHo Drive By</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/30/longoria-unscathed-in-weho-drive-by/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/30/longoria-unscathed-in-weho-drive-by/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/30/longoria-unscathed-in-weho-drive-by/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Most celebs would love to tell the paps to go play in traffic -- but when they actually did for Eva Longoria, one driver was audibly piiiiissed!

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  Eva: That OTHER Longoria Is Screwed... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/30/longoria-unscathed-in-weho-drive-by/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-10-30T16:55:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Skinny on Eva Longoria</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/26/the-skinny-on-eva-longoria/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/26/the-skinny-on-eva-longoria/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/26/the-skinny-on-eva-longoria/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-video/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Judging by her comment to the pappers yesterday, being called "fat" by Felicity Huffman must have really given Eva Longoria a complex.

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  A Night With Eva -- Yours for Three Grand?
  Sizing Up Eva Longoria... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/26/the-skinny-on-eva-longoria/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-09-26T15:37:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Sizing Up Eva Longoria</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/20/sizing-up-eva-longoria/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/20/sizing-up-eva-longoria/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/20/sizing-up-eva-longoria/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/baby-watch/" rel="tag">Baby Watch</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Eva Longoria left her restaurant Beso, the question: Is she pilfering a bun under that blouse?The normally rail thin 33-year-old sported some leftovers under her loose-fitting top on Tuesday.

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  Eva Longoria Unmasked
  Eva Goes Two-Pieces... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/20/sizing-up-eva-longoria/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-20T11:06:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva Longoria Unmasked</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/07/eva-longoria-unmasked/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/07/eva-longoria-unmasked/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/07/eva-longoria-unmasked/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Between her short new 'do and the lack of face paint, Eva Longoria was almost unrecognizable on Wednesday.Sometimes a gal has to give her army of hair and makeup peeps the day off!

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  "Desperate" Eva Goes Two-Pieces... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/07/eva-longoria-unmasked/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-08-07T12:50:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>"Desperate" Eva Goes Two-Pieces</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/11/desperate-eva-goes-two-pieces/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/11/desperate-eva-goes-two-pieces/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/11/desperate-eva-goes-two-pieces/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/beauty/" rel="tag">Beauty</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-bodies/" rel="tag">Hot Bodies</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Eva Longoria tanned her curves on a yacht in Italy on Thursday. Check out all her cargo!... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/11/desperate-eva-goes-two-pieces/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Desperate Housewives</category><category>DesperateHousewives</category><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-07-11T12:07:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Someday, Half of This Will All Be Eva's</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/19/someday-half-of-this-will-all-be-evas/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/19/someday-half-of-this-will-all-be-evas/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/19/someday-half-of-this-will-all-be-evas/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are putting the finishing touches on their $7 million, 10,000-square foot home in San Antonio, Texas.No word on where Mario Lopez will sleep.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/19/someday-half-of-this-will-all-be-evas/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Desperate Housewives</category><category>DesperateHousewives</category><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>San Antonio</category><category>San Antonio Spurs</category><category>SanAntonio</category><category>SanAntonioSpurs</category><category>Texas</category><category>Tony Parker</category><category>TonyParker</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-06-19T17:02:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Emasculation of Tony Parker</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/10/the-emasculation-of-tony-parker/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/10/the-emasculation-of-tony-parker/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/10/the-emasculation-of-tony-parker/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  As if suffering through a long shopping spree with his chick wasn't brutal enough, Tony Parker was ripped even more by the pappers giving commentary to their every move. Sucks for him ... but then again, Tony still gets to go home with this at the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/10/the-emasculation-of-tony-parker/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>tony parker</category><category>TonyParker</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-06-10T10:57:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva and Tony in Central Puke</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/09/eva-and-tony-in-central-puke/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/09/eva-and-tony-in-central-puke/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/09/eva-and-tony-in-central-puke/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: It was unbelievably hot in NYC this weekend -- and the temperature was pretty high too.Eva and Tony Longoria tried to cool off in Central Park ... by bathing in each other's spit.

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  Longoria: Rub Salt in My Wounds, Please... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/09/eva-and-tony-in-central-puke/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>San Antonio Spurs</category><category>SanAntonioSpurs</category><category>Tony Parker</category><category>TonyParker</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-06-09T11:47:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Dirty Eva Roots for Lakers?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/30/dirty-eva-roots-for-lakers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/30/dirty-eva-roots-for-lakers/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/30/dirty-eva-roots-for-lakers/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Eva Longoria-Parker stopped into Ken Paves salon before the big Lakers-Spurs game on Thursday -- and got more than just her hair did!Some joker scrawled "Go Lakers" on the back of the Spurs wife's dirty SUV. Tony Parker is gonna be pissed she didn't... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/30/dirty-eva-roots-for-lakers/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-30T12:44:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Seriously Desperate for Eva's Autograph</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/31/seriously-desperate-for-evas-autograph/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/31/seriously-desperate-for-evas-autograph/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/31/seriously-desperate-for-evas-autograph/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/tv/" rel="tag">TV</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Britney is getting nearly everyone's sympathy today, but we found a guy in New York who unquestionably deserves it. TMZ was around for Eva Longoria's appearance at "Regis and Kelly" today, where we met this guy who was aching for the Eva Longoria's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/31/seriously-desperate-for-evas-autograph/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-01-31T15:40:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva's Dumb Tat -- Mystery Solved</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/23/evas-dumb-tat/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/23/evas-dumb-tat/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/23/evas-dumb-tat/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  UPDATE: After further communication between our camp and Eva's, we have cleared it up. The tat does in fact say NINE, Parker's jersey number.Eva Longoria is sporting a new tattoo on the back of her neck, spotted yesterday at LAX. It appears to say... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/23/evas-dumb-tat/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>tattoo</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-01-23T14:59:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva and Tony -- Big Presence, Small Town</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/23/eva-and-tony-big-presence-small-town/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/23/eva-and-tony-big-presence-small-town/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/23/eva-and-tony-big-presence-small-town/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Eva Longoria and Tony Parker recently quelled rumors of Tony's purported cheating -- by suing the crap out of X17. Now the litigious lovebirds have headed to McAllen, Texas to spend some holiday time with Eva's family. A simple meal at local... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/23/eva-and-tony-big-presence-small-town/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-12-23T10:58:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva and Tony Face Rumors ... and Tons of Paps!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/14/eva-and-tony-face-rumors-and-tons-of-paps/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/14/eva-and-tony-face-rumors-and-tons-of-paps/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/14/eva-and-tony-face-rumors-and-tons-of-paps/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Stepping out amidst Internet rumormongering, Tony Parker and Eva Longoria went out to new celeb (and photog) hotspot Katsuya last night for a perfectly-timed public appearance. The paparazzi went insane for the couple, who yesterday told TMZ the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/14/eva-and-tony-face-rumors-and-tons-of-paps/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>tony parker</category><category>TonyParker</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-12-14T08:39:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva &amp; Tony: Femme Fatale Is a Fraud</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/13/eva-and-tony-femme-fatale-is-a-fraud/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/13/eva-and-tony-femme-fatale-is-a-fraud/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/13/eva-and-tony-femme-fatale-is-a-fraud/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Eva Longoria and her basketballin' husband Tony Parker are firing back against scandalicious Internet reports which claim the NBA star has been putting the full court press on hot French model Alexandra Paressant. Not only do the Parkers believe that... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/13/eva-and-tony-femme-fatale-is-a-fraud/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>Tony Parker</category><category>TonyParker</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-12-13T16:42:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva Longoria -- Desperate to Spend</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/03/eva-longoria-desperate-to-spend/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/03/eva-longoria-desperate-to-spend/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/03/eva-longoria-desperate-to-spend/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Eva Longoria could singlehandedly keep New York City's economy afloat with her rampant shopping. The currently unemployed "Desperate Housewife" made her rounds all around the island, bagging a truckload of loot at Coach and then some more at the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/03/eva-longoria-desperate-to-spend/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-12-03T12:50:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva Gives Her Pie to Writers</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/07/eva-gives-her-pie-to-writers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/07/eva-gives-her-pie-to-writers/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/07/eva-gives-her-pie-to-writers/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Eva Longoria braved the picket line yesterday -- and momentarily distracted striking writers by giving them pizza. This was not the bigger piece of the pie writers were asking for, but they took it. Longoria -- who was filming a few final scenes for... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/07/eva-gives-her-pie-to-writers/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>julia louis-dreyfus</category><category>JuliaLouis-dreyfus</category><category>wanda sykes</category><category>wanda wykes</category><category>WandaSykes</category><category>WandaWykes</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-11-07T10:31:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva Longoria Witnesses Beheading</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/20/eva-longoria-witnesses-beheading/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/20/eva-longoria-witnesses-beheading/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/20/eva-longoria-witnesses-beheading/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  "Desperate Housewife" Eva Logoria was shopping at Lisa Kline on Robertson today, when an in-store catastrophe left one employee without its head -- but it was just a mannequin! Diva Eva was checking out some duds when a "pap screen" -- meant to give... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/20/eva-longoria-witnesses-beheading/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-10-20T18:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Eva Longoria: Antes de la Fama</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/23/eva-longoria-antes-de-la-fama/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/23/eva-longoria-antes-de-la-fama/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/23/eva-longoria-antes-de-la-fama/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/beauty/" rel="tag">Beauty</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Antes que recibio toda su fama en "Desperate Housewives," Eva Longoria no contrataba peluqueros o maquillistas profesionales! No me digas!En Enero 2004, Eva estuvo en la portada de la revista Para Todos, y ella se hizo su mismo pelo y maquillaje! Ay... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/23/eva-longoria-antes-de-la-fama/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Eva Longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-09-23T14:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Want a Piece of Eva Longoria?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/05/want-a-piece-of-eva-longoria/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/05/want-a-piece-of-eva-longoria/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/05/want-a-piece-of-eva-longoria/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/style-insider/" rel="tag">Style Insider</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-bodies/" rel="tag">Hot Bodies</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  That's just what you get with her new namesake bikini, the Eva Longoria 1690 suit!And what's a girl without a hot little number for the beach during these sizzling summer months? A topless porn star from a VH1 reality show!The suit retails for a mere... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/05/want-a-piece-of-eva-longoria/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>1690 swimwear</category><category>1690Swimwear</category><category>bathing suit</category><category>BathingSuit</category><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>namesake swim suit</category><category>NamesakeSwimSuit</category><category>swimsuit</category><category>vh1 porn star</category><category>Vh1PornStar</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-08-05T03:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Little Eva Says "You're Little"</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/25/little-eva-says-youre-little/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/25/little-eva-says-youre-little/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/25/little-eva-says-youre-little/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/star-catcher/" rel="tag">Star Catcher</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/eva-longoria/" rel="tag">Eva Longoria</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  How are these for words any guy would never want to hear from firecracker Eva Longoria: "Oh my God, you're so little." Though they'd normally be a low blow for the male of the species, it helps that Eva was talking to a 14-year-old kid paparazzo. TMZ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/25/little-eva-says-youre-little/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>david spade</category><category>DavidSpade</category><category>eva longoria</category><category>EvaLongoria</category><category>ice t</category><category>IceT</category><category>pamela bach</category><category>PamelaBach</category><category>rosanna arquette</category><category>RosannaArquette</category><category>scott caan</category><category>ScottCaan</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-07-25T15:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>