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19-Inch Penis

First Video ...

9/4/2015 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just got an offer that could earn him a fortune ... all because he has a 19-inch penis.

We're told Vivid Entertainment approached the 52-year-old Mexican citizen in an attempt to negotiate a deal for a sex tape, but it's complicated by language barrier, expectations of money and basic anatomy challenges.

We got this video of Cabrera documenting his life, showing the proportions of his penis and even its weight. For the record it's TWO POUNDS.

It's an amazing story ... Cabrera says he carries a heavy burden ... his penis has cost him relationships, jobs and it's too large for him to kneel in church and pray.

Karlie Kloss

NYU Computer Org Wants Brains ...

Not Boobs

9/4/2015 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0903_karlie-koss-and-the-NYU-banner_INSTAGRAMEx-Victoria's Secret Angel Karlie Kloss will have to hit the books as hard as she hit the gym if she wants to be part of NYU's biggest computer club ... because they only want serious students.

Karlie is matriculating in New York ... showing intense interest in computer science.  

You'd think computer geeks on campus would be vying for her attention -- but members of the Association for Computing Machinery at NYU couldn't care less about her hotness.

ACM vice chair Nicholaus Jackson tells TMZ ... the organization is open to all students, but "we're focused on academics, so we really only want people with a serious interest in computer science."

0903_Nicholaus_facebookNicholaus was adamant Karlie wouldn't get any special treatment ... but admitted having a supermodel around would help get more women excited about computing.

*sigh* ... NERDS.

Floyd Mayweather

Gives Ringside Tix

To NFL's 1st Female Coach

9/4/2015 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0903-jen-welter-floyd-mayweather-TMZ-INSTAGRAM-01The NFL's first female coach is getting some major support from an unlikely ally ... Floyd Mayweather ... who reached out to Jen Welter and offered her ringside seats to his next fight because he's a huge fan. 

FYI -- Welter made history earlier this year when she was offered a coaching "internship" with the Arizona Cardinals ... working primarily with the linebackers. 

We spoke with Welter's rep who tells us ... after her story attracted national attention, they got a call from Team Mayweather ... who offered 2 ringside seats to his upcoming fight against Andre Berto

We're told Mayweather is a fan -- and wanted to show his support. As for Welter, she's flattered and we're told she's definitely planning on attending. 

We're told there are talks between the two sides for Welter to possibly have a bigger role in the fight (maybe walk him to the ring?) ... but so far, nothing's set in stone. 

Wendy Williams

In Your Face, Ariana Fans ...

You Failed!!

9/4/2015 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Ariana Grande's rabid fans can call for Wendy Williams' head all they want -- as long as they've got the time and energy to waste ... according to Wendy herself. 

Our photog spotted Wendy leaving her studio in New York, and she fired back at Grande's fans ... who've been campaigning for Wendy's show to get yanked.

They've had beef ever since Wendy said this about Ariana: "She’s 21. She’ll forever look 12. Which, I don’t mean that in a good way…"

Fans think WW was body shaming the pop princess, and #CancelWendyWilliams went viral -- but watch. Wendy doesn't have time for these "kids."

Giada De Laurentiis

Officially Divorced

... And it Was Expensive

9/3/2015 3:53 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Giada De Laurentiis is officially divorced from hubby Todd Thompson, but not without cost.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the final divorce judgment, which orders Giada to pay Todd $9k a month in child support. Todd gets their $3.2 million house in Pacific Palisades and $300,000 in art and furnishings. He also gets to keep his membership in the swanky Bel-Air Bay Club which overlooks the Pacific.

Giada gets all rights to an untitled Italian cookbook and her production company, Linguine Pictures. She also gets all rights to GDL Foods, Inc. In other words, she gets to keep her brand. 

And get this ... because there was no prenup, Giada must give Todd 50% of the unpaid advances to various cookbooks that are in the works, including a $2.5 million balance for Giada at Home/Weeknights with Giada, $2.3 million for Giada Feel Good Food, and $757,000 for Everyday Pasta/Giada's Kitchen. 

They're dividing up various bank accounts, with a total balance north of $2 million.

And of course, he gets to keep his Porsche and she gets to keep hers.

No one's getting spousal support, because they're both rich. His estimated worth is $15 million ... hers is $20 million.  

They'll share joint custody of their 7-year-old daughter, Jade Marie.

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NFL's Chad Henne

Hey Jimmy Garoppolo ...

Keep Your Head Up!

9/3/2015 2:28 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Backup QBs always stick together -- just ask Chad Henne who says Jimmy Garoppolo shouldn't be bitter now that he's lost the starting job ... saying, "It's the way the business goes."

Of course, Jimmy G was all set to cover for Tom Brady as the starting QB for the New England Patriots for the first 4 games of the season ... but that was BEFORE Tom's suspension was overturned.

But Henne -- who's the #2 QB in Jacksonville at the moment -- says Jimmy needs to stay positive ... and more importantly, stay ready. 

Check out the clip -- we also ask if he thinks Tom should send Jimmy a fruit basket or something ... pretty funny. 

'Love & Hip Hop: New York' Star Tahiry Jose

I'm Suing Mr Fiasco for Beating Me Up

9/3/2015 1:48 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0903_Tahiry-Jose_TMZ"Love & Hip Hop: New York" star Tahiry Jose says her life has been derailed after being brutally attacked by a male model ... and now a jury will decide what's what. 

Tahiry is suing Carlos Fiasco, whom she says beat her to a pulp and dragged her by her hair backstage at a New York Fashion Week modeling show.  

Fashion show production people tell us, Fiasco became irritated at Tahiry because she was acting "too Hollywood." 

Tahiry -- who dates Joe Budden -- says the attack was so bad she can't work, but it's unclear what work she lost. It seems she's talking about doing club appearances because she continues to be on the show.

Kris Jenner

Selling Expensive Purse ...

I Don't Do Brown!

9/3/2015 12:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0903_kris_jenner_birkin_bag_instagram2The Kardashian Klan is usually into brown, but not when it comes to purses, apparently ... because Kris Jenner is selling her crazy expensive Hermes Birkin bag ... on eBay. 

Jenner gave the bag to a company to handle the sale, but included a note with it which reads, "I know you'll find a good home for my baby!" Jenner's stationary appears to have a cougar on it ... too funny.

The bag was only carried six times and as for why she's selling, Jenner writes, "I am sure a lot of girls will understand me when I say, 'It just isn’t my color.'"

If it is your color ... and you have $18,950 ... KJ's old bag could be yours!

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UFC's Nick Diaz

TURNS HIMSELF IN

... For DUI Jail Sentence

9/3/2015 10:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0903-nick-diaz-mug-shot-TMZ-SPORTS_01UFC superstar Nick Diaz did NOT look happy in his mug shot -- taken moments ago -- but shoulda been smilin' ... 'cause he'll be free in no time thanks to a GREAT deal in his two DUI cases.

As we previously reported, Diaz was busted for DUI in 2013 and 2014 -- but cut a deal with prosecutors for both cases -- and he was only sentenced to a grand total of TWO days in jail

And get this ... he already got credit for one day for the time he served when he was initially arrested. 

Diaz turned himself into the San Joaquin County Jail at 10:11 AM PT -- and he'll definitely be out in a matter of minutes.  

Not bad. 

In addition to the jail time, Diaz also got 3 years of informal probation and must complete a DUI educational course.  

Stevie Wonder

Sorry, Son ... No Gifts for You

... But I'll Take Some

9/3/2015 10:41 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Stevie Wonder just called to say ... I'm not giving you any gifts for your birthday so deal with it -- but I love you.

Stevie was out with his sons Kailand and Mandla at Mr. Chow ... for Kailand's 14th birthday -- and you gotta figure a super famous and successful dad like Stevie gives awesome gifts, right?

Our photog raised the issue, and got a surprising -- and maybe admirable -- response. 

Let's just say ... signed, sealed, delivered? Not always.

Paris Hilton

Thanks for My Ring ...

I Got Something for Ya, Fireman!

9/3/2015 9:24 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0903-paris-hilton-getty-01Paris Hilton came thiiis close to losing $350,000 -- so, yeah ... she's about to give the Polish firefighter who found her diamond ring the serious hook up.

Paris tells us she was panicked when she realized the ring was missing -- and says she accidentally left the massive diamond-encrusted piece in the vehicle that took her across the tarmac to her private jet.

How do you misplace a $350k piece of jewelry? P says she was exhausted because she'd performed in Ibiza the night before, then hopped a flight to Poland and worked all day ... before jetting back to Ibiza.

Bottom line ... she's extremely grateful to get it back, and says she's in the process of getting the firefighter's contact info so she can give him a reward, and send some gifts for his family. 

She wasn't specific about how big the reward will be but, y'know Paris. She does everything big.

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Master P

You Can Have All the Money ...

But Lose the Boyfriend

9/3/2015 6:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Master P says his estranged wife can have all his money if certain conditions are met:

1.  Go to rehab

2.  Take care of our kids

3.  Dump your boyfriend

We got Ice Cream Man in Calabasas, and he was angry Sonya Miller has put him on blast, claiming he got the guard at the front gate to keep her out of the house. He says his only beef is that she's letting her boyfriend stay there.  

Master P has big beef with the boyfriend and delivers a very clear threat if he ever sees him in the crib.

And he says, Sonya's claim that she helped build his company into a $180,000,000 empire is ridiculous ... she's no Cookie, according to him.

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NBA's Ty Lawson

Hits the L.A. Club Scene

... Responsibly

9/3/2015 6:16 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Just weeks after leaving rehab, NBA star Ty Lawson has returned to the Hollywood club scene ... only smarter ... this time, leaving as a PASSENGER in a waiting ride, TMZ Sports has learned.

The Houston Rockets star -- who was arrested for DUI back in July and in January -- was leaving Warwick on Sunset Blvd. around 1:40 AM ... but appeared completely sober.

It's not illegal for Lawson to be around booze -- he's just not allowed to drink it -- which is why the judge in his Denver DUI case ordered him to be on monitored sobriety and install a monitoring device in his home. 

So, while it might not be the BEST move to hit the clubs while in the middle of TWO DUI cases -- at least he was responsible about it. 

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