Romeo has some divorce advice for his mom -- if you want $67 million ... you need to earn it, and it starts with being a good mother.
Romeo opened up last night about his mom and dad ... Sonya Miller and Master P's split -- and her legal demand for a chunk of his empire ... telling us, "Honestly, I love my mom to death, but I mean -- we gotta just work out some things. She gotta be a better parent, y'know."
It sounds like he's referring to Master P's allegations that Sonya is smoking marijuana around their children ... which she's denied.
What's interesting is Sonya's been living WITH Romeo, but watch the clip -- he's backing dad in this divorce.
Master P's Wife
He Owns 31 Properties, 13 Cars, & 45 Companies
... I WANT MY SHARE
4/24/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Master P's estranged wife wants a $67 million parting gift from her marriage -- claiming she deserves a HUGE chunk of the rapper's empire ... which includes a small city worth of properties, a fleet of expensive cars, and more.
Sonya Miller just filed legal docs in the couple's bitter divorce, estimating the total value of community assets from the marriage at $178,743,300 -- including 31 properties, 13 cars, 45 companies, and other stuff. She wants nearly 40% of everything.
According to the docs, the real estate properties are spread across Cali, Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee, and Georgia -- she wants eight of them. She also wants one of their three large chandeliers (valued around $300,000 a pop).
Sonya estimates the value of Master P's businesses -- including No Limit Records -- at $136,101,000 ... and wants $54 million of that. She also wants $10 million of Master P's "Make 'Em Say Ughh!" energy drink company.
Other stuff -- Sonya wants her $28,000 wedding dress ... and ONE of Master P's 13 cars (the Escalade). Master P also owns a black Rolls, a green Bentley, a Porsche, a Jag, another Escalade, and several other ridiculous vehicles.
All told, Sonya is demanding $67,647,800 -- leaving Master P with a measly $111,095,500.
Ex-Wife Hangs with New GF
4/24/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
But that's exactly what happened at a tee ball game in Florida this past weekend -- where Tiger and Elin came together to support their son Charlie, who was playing with the 5 & 6-year-olds.
It's shocking enough to see Tiger Woods hanging out with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren again ... but even MORE SHOCKING to see them together with Tiger's GF Lindsey Vonn by his side.
The threesome sat together in the stands -- and while Tiger placed himself between Lindsey and Elin, we're told they all appeared civil ... even friendly at times.
Long story short ... no one got hit with a golf club ... and for this group, that's progress.
I Got Bad Habits
From My Sister's Bone Marrow Transplant
4/24/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Robin Roberts picked up some unexpected side-effects -- good and bad -- when she got a life-saving bone marrow transplant 2 years ago ... and says it's all her sister's fault.
Robin's sis Sally-Ann donated the bone marrow to help Robin treat a rare blood disorder.
The transplant gave Robin a fresh infusion of stem cells ... but Wednesday in NYC -- she told us she also inherited some of her sister's physical traits.
Watch Robin's explanation -- doesn't sound like she's too upset about the trade-off ... as long as she's not around chocolate.
Jermaine Didn't Mean Michael Would Be Nothing
Without Jackson 5
4/19/2014 1:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Tito Jackson calmly and coolly defended his brother Jermaine, who told TMZ earlier in the week, "If it wasn't for the Jackson 5, there would be no Michael Jackson."
Tito told our photog in Calabasas Friday ... Jermaine was misunderstood, and he explains why.
Tito also bristled at Debbie Rowe's comment to us ... the Jackson 4 are all bad influences on Michael's kids.
TMZ broke the story ... Debbie intends to seek guardianship of Paris and Prince -- her biological kids -- and would also like to bring Blanket along for the ride, because she believes the current guardianship is damaging all 3 children.
Truce Called in Legal War
Stepmom Returns Dad's Diary
4/18/2014 3:14 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Kardashian sisters, and their brother, just ended their year-long legal battle to get their late father's diaries back from his widow, and they came out on top ... TMZ has learned.
Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob Jr. had filed a federal lawsuit against Ellen Pearson last April ... claiming she was selling off family secrets from Robert Kardashian's diaries to the tabloids.
Now lawyers representing the family tell us the kids have reached a settlement with Pearson ... and will immediately regain possession of Dad's diary.
We're told they're also getting family photo albums from Pearson.
Our Kardashian sources tell us the kids are ecstatic because they're finally getting what Robert had willed to them.
There's an ongoing defamation suit -- which Pearson filed against the Kardashians -- but the family's already won a big part of that case ... and they plan to stick her with their attorneys' fees of more than $300,000.
Prankster Ring Is
Sabotaging the Kardashian Family
4/18/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A group of pranksters is on a diabolical mission to destroy the Kardashian family -- planting fake stories in the media, spreading nasty rumors, even making fake restaurant reservations -- at least ... Kris Jenner thinks so.
Sources close to Kris tell us, the matriarch is convinced she and the rest of the Kardashian family are the victims in an elaborate prank plot -- and she believes the people behind it are the same people who spread rumors she was in a sex tape.
We're told the group is responsible for a string of pranks against the family -- planting bogus stories about the sex tape, Kris dating a rapper, Kim's wedding, Rob Kardashian in rehab, and more.
Even crazier ... Kris believes one of the pranksters has been impersonating her to a tee, booking fake photoshoots and fancy restaurant reservations around the country.
We're told the group booked a Kardashian reservation at every Nobu in America last week -- and Kris only found out when her phone rang off the hook with requests to confirm. We're told Kris has now given her favorite restaurants code words to verify Kardashian reservations from here out.
Just when you thought the Kardashians couldn't get any faker.
Paul Walker's Brothers
Mimicking Paul's Voice
For 'Fast and Furious 7'
4/18/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Paul Walker's brothers don't just look like him, they sound like him too ... and TMZ has learned the "Fast and Furious 7" folks will use their voices to help fill out portions of Walker's movie dialogue.
Sources close to the the Walker family tell TMZ ... the production team for "FF7" will try something they have never done before ... merging archival audio of Walker's voice with his brothers' voices to fill in some gaps in the movie.
We're told it will take both brothers, Caleb and Cody, to get everything to match up. Our sources say the production team tested the voice of each brother and learned that certain words sound better coming from one brother, and different ones from the other ... so they will combine them to help make the dialogue work.
Our sources say the men have already started working on production.
Fiance Is All-Pro
4/18/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
$1 MIL Life Insurance Policy for Kids
4/17/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Roger Rodas -- who died with Paul Walker in a fiery car crash -- left his children lots of financial security ... in the form of a $1 million life insurance policy.
Rodas' kids are 10 and 12. Their mom, Kristine Rodas, has petitioned for a guardianship ... presumably so she can manage the money on behalf of her children.
There are tinges of sadness in the legal docs. Kristine says she's the children's closest adult relative and their relationship is "loving."
The good news ... Roger provided well for them.
Whitney Houston Family
Nick's Not Welcome Here ...
For ONE FULL YEAR
4/17/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Whitney Houston's sister-in-law just got a year's worth of peace of mind ... a judge has just ordered Whitney's son-in-law Nick Gordon to stay clear of her for the next year.
We broke the story ... Pat Houston got a restraining order against Nick last month ... claiming he made threatening comments against her and posted ominous photos of guns on Twitter.
Now a judge has extended the order for 12 months, so Nick can't contact Pat or anyone in her immediate family ... he comes within 200 yards -- he goes to jail.
The bad blood is long-standing. Family members tell us Nick resents Pat because she controls the purse strings of Whitney's estate ... and he thinks his wife Bobbi Kristina got screwed on her inheritance.
We reached out for comment ... so far, no response.
Files for Divorce from Amy Poehler
4/16/2014 4:57 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
This is not a trick, Michael -- "Arrested Development" star Will Arnett has officially filed for divorce from Amy Poehler ... nearly two years after the couple separated.
According to court documents, Arnett wants joint legal and physical custody of their two sons aged 5 and 3. He also wants visitation.
43-year-old Arnett and 42--year-old Poehler got married in 2003.
Since they separated, Arnett has reportedly been dating Billy Joel's ex-wife Katie Lee and Poehler has been linked to comedian Nick Kroll.
This is Arnett's second divorce and Poehler's first.
I Don't Want to Drug Test My Son ...
I HAVE TO!
4/16/2014 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Todd Chrisley isn't joking around on his reality show "Chrisley Knows Best" -- he really does drug test his son ... calling it "a necessity."
Our photog in New York City caught up with Chrisley and the rest of the family, where we picked his brain on good parenting ... and what he thinks is the biggest problem facing kids today.
Chrisley has said on his show he's spent a million bucks on rehab facilities for his 23-year-old son Kyle ... but now tells us why Kyle has to be drug tested weekly.
Watch our clip ... Todd makes it clear the testing's not just for cameras.