Queen Elizabeth wore this raincoat today in England.

Cowabunga, Your Majesty!

Looking like the bastard love child of female rapper Kreayshawn and James Franco in "Spring Breakers," alleged singer Ke$ha Rose Sebert debuted her latest disastrous getup on the set of her new music video in L.A. on Thursday.

Rockin' some Xtina Dirrty era cornrow braids, Urkel glasses fashioned out of bamboo earrings and enough gold chains to make even Pauly D jealous, the 26-year-old somehow managed to keep a straight face while filming the "Crazy Kids" video.

And to think a month ago she actually looked like this.

The rumors were true ... Jermaine Dupri DID wear his pants backwards to Chris Kelly's funeral today as a tribute to the Kris Kross rapper, and TMZ has the pic.

Dupri discovered Kris Kross performing at a mall when Dupri was only 19 years old. Jermaine signed them to his label and helped grow the rap group into international superstars.

Dupri wasn't the only mourner to rock the backward pants look at the funeral -- Kelly's label mate Da Brat also went reverse trousers.

Dupri didn't speak at today's funeral ceremony -- but Kelly's rap mate Chris Smith delivered an emotional speech ... saying, "I know Chris is in heaven."

 

Selena Gomez believes a lawsuit filed against her by a fragrance co. belongs in the eau de toilette ... because the parfumeurs actually owe HER millions after their business deal fell apart -- TMZ has learned.

As we reported, the perfume company Adrenalina sued Gomez last month, accusing the singer of backing out of an endorsement deal worth millions of dollars ... and leaving Adrenalina up the creek without a spokesperson.

Now, Selena is firing back -- filing her own countersuit against the company, insisting she only backed out of the deal because Adrenalina was going broke ... and couldn't afford to manufacture and market her perfume line.

According to Selena's lawsuit -- filed by her attorney Michael Weinsten -- Adrenalina promised to pay her a 5% royalty on sales of all Selena-brand scents, including a guaranteed minimum of $5.2 million ... but it could barely afford to pay its own employees.

When she found out Adrenalina was going belly up, she claims she terminated the deal to protect her reputation.

She's now suing Adrenalina for $5.2 million minimum. Calls to Adrenalina weren't returned.

Blake Lively is bootylicious.

Wearing an old school Jennifer Lopez diva hat, a '70s black mini-dress and a ridiculously hot pair of open-toed thigh-high boots, the happily married 25-year-old former "Gossip Girl" star strutted her gorgeous blonde and leggy stuff on the streets of New York City on Tuesday.

Apparently the high fashion walk off was all part of some magazine photo shoot, but who really cares about that ... the important thing is that she looks AMAZING!

Damn you, Ryan Reynolds! Damn you.

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made their relationship red carpet official ... by holding hands at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC on Monday.

This is the sports super couple's first public display of affection since revealing they were bangin' by posting cheesy pics together on Facebook back in March.

In a glimpse of what may lie in their near future, Lindsey wore a virginal white gown as they walked down an aisle together.

Ironically, Tiger's next gig is competing in The Players Championship ... something he knows all about.

Even in May, it can get quite nippy out in New York City ... thanks to Jessica Alba.

While she hasn't been on a TV series in years, the sexy 32-year-old mother of two put on quite the show as she stripped off some of her pesky warm layers and exposed one of her gorgeous girls through her sheer bra on Tuesday.

Although unpredictable, the weather forecast did say partly cloudy with a chance of an amazing, beautiful front moving across the land.

Rockin' a chic maternity floral slipcover, a very pregnant Kim Kardashian camouflaged her growing baby bump and wowed the A-list fashion crowd at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday.

The theme of the stylish event was punk rock ... and what's more anti-establishment than going as the kouch in your beloved Aunt Sylvia's finished basement in Van Nuys circa 1986?

This is the perfect look for a busy mom-to-be, as it sleeps two comfortably.

Hows this for flattery -- Rihanna just tweeted a pic of Nicole Richie with a caption that reads, “This bitch makes me throw up" ... and she meant it AS A COMPLIMENT!

RiRi was commenting on a recent pic of Richie sporting a short grey hairdo (see below) -- taken at the Met Gala, where the theme was "punk."

So how does the vomit comment translate to a compliment? Turns out, Rihanna meant the outfit was "sick" -- in a good way -- and she even included the hashtag, "#bestdressed."

So there ya have it ... next time someone says you make them feel queasy -- just say "thanks."

Bad news for lovers of mustard yellow paint ... Bijan Pakzad's famously gaudy Beverly Hills mansion is officially off the market ... TMZ has learned.

Bijan was famous for owning "the most expensive store in the world", located on Rodeo Drive (where else?) and his pad was just as pricey ... it hit the market last June for $12 million.

But our real estate sources tell us ... after 10 months on the market and 140 showings -- real estate guru David Kramer sold the digs to an affluent L.A. buyer for $9.8 million.

So what do you get for all that green? 6 bedrooms, 12 baths, a $200,000 chandelier made entirely of Bijan perfume bottles, landscaped pool oasis, guest house and a 22-car-garage.

Oh, and lots of mustard yellow paint ... yum.

The Atlanta Police Dept. tells TMZ ... they DID NOT give Reese Witherspoon a free hat after her arrest -- in fact, cops say the "A.P.D." cap she was wearing this weekend is nothing more than a CHEAP, UGLY KNOCKOFF!

We spoke to Senior Officer Stanionis from the Public Affairs office of the APD, who told us point blank -- "We did not give her that hat. We have no idea where she got that hat."

"In fact, that’s an awful hat," Stanionis continued ... "Looks like a patch glued onto a hat and it’s not a good one."

Wearing a phony police hat??? That is beyond ...