Carmen Electra has sued a company very few people even care about, but what she says about herself in the suit is priceless. Carmen claims Payment Data Systems made a deal with her for some kind of merchandising agreement and the company, aka the defendant, stiffed her.
Now the good part. The lawsuit claims, "Plaintiff [Carmen] is an extremely well-known and immensely popular actress, model and spokesperson, who has appeared in numerous films including among other recent productions 'Epic Move,' 'Scary Movie 4,' and 'Cheaper By the Dozen 2.'"
Here's what Brody Jenner was probably thinking last night outside Crown Bar: I'll see your two phone numbers, and I'll raise you a car full of three hot chicks. Your move, Goldblum.
The New Kids on the Block went to a Burbank Best Buy last night -- and not to work the late shift. The boys from Beantown still managed to pull a big crowd, despite not having a Top 10 single since 1990.
John McCain used a Van Halen song during his big speech earlier today and the band wants to make one thing clear -- they're not running with McCain. Van Halen management tells us the band had no idea McCain was planning on using "Right Now" during his big entrance in Ohio telling us, "Permission was not sought or granted nor would it have been given."
For the record, Dubya used the same song during a bunch of his campaign speeches back in 2004, but sources close to the band tell us, "They're not political, they're just rock and roll."
Despite the Janet Reno 'do, there is absolutely no question Hilary Swank is a woman. Hils showed off her Oscar-winning curves while vacationing with boyfriend/agent John Campisi in Hawaii on Thursday.
This is the weirdest birthday tribute to Michael Jackson ever. Mikki Jay is a British female Michael Jackson impersonator. Her lights out birthday serenade -- followed by shots of her clipping her hedges and dusting pictures in her house while dancing to "Thriller" -- is even creepier than anything Jacko has ever done.
By the looks of the ring on her left hand, Halle Berry's days as an unwed mother may be numbered. Halle showed off her accessorized limb after lunching in L.A. on Thursday.
After two failed marriages, Halle has publicly said she would not make another trip down the aisle. Then again she'd be crazy not to make an honest man out of her gorgeous baby daddy Gabriel Aubry.
John McCain's VP Governor Sarah Palin hasn't lost the election yet, but she did lose the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant to Maryline Blackburn, coming in second. According to her website, Maryline "is a singer with a wide spectrum of performing experiences." Maybe she'll perform at the RNC in St. Paul on Monday.
You might not recognize him without a bottle of syrup and a pig, but the guy giving Jared a run for his Subway money in Beverly Hills last night used to be Billy Bob from "Varsity Blues" -- before he dropped 315 pounds! TMZ spotted what's left of Ron Lester on his way out of Subway last night -- where he admitted the subs give him the "worst gas." Imagine what Indian food does to his system...
Former WWE diva turned "Dancing with the Stars" booty shaker Stacy Keibler got her groove on -- and then some -- by knocking back shots at a Manhattan Beach bar on Thursday night. Notice the unsucked lime still sitting on the table. Stacy don't need no sissy lime.
New pics of putative baby daddy Justin Timberlake with Jessica Biel taken yesterday. She looks like a skinny minnie one minute and like she could be carrying something extra the next. So is it just a blousy top or could morning sickness be what's making Jess a sour puss?
