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Dina Lohan: First Class Bitch!

Dina LohanLooks like Naomi Campbell has been giving Dina Lohan flying lessons.

TMZ spies caught Lindsay's mommie dearest going ballistic on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week. Our source tells us Dina -- who was flying back from LAX with her middle-aged teen daughter Ali -- was screaming at the assistant for forgetting her bag and yelled, "You must have left your brain on the flight. You're my assistant and that's my bag. You should know this!" It's safe to say you won't be seeing that on "White Oprah's" reality show.

Oh, and we're told Dina flew first class on American Airlines, but used the bathroom in coach. Apparently, D-nasty doesn't s**t where she eats -- only on her employees!

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Naomi Tries to Good Cop the Coppers

Hide your BlackBerries -- Naomi Campbell is back at the airport again. The glamazon was at Heathrow in London yesterday, where she tried to distract the po-po from her razor-sharp stiletto heels.
Naomi Campbell
No one is buying Naomi's nice act. She's like the mafia -- she smiles at you right before you get whacked.

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Eddie Van Halen: Might as Well ... Plump?!

After suffering an undisclosed medical problem earlier this year, Eddie Van Halen did his best Meg Ryan lip impression -- without the aid of any invasive procedure -- as he went through security at LAX.

Eddie puckered up and said goodbye to his girlfriend Janie before heading off to rejoin his band mates on tour in Reno. Eddie's mystery ailment derailed the tour for five weeks.

Unlike many in Hollywood, TSA found no collagen on Eddie's person.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Music, Fly Me

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Nicollette Sheridan Is So Much Hotter Than You!

You can't get much hotter than 44-year-old Nicollette Sheridan ... wearing a heavy winter coat on a freezing cold 80 degree L.A. spring day!
Nicollette Sheridan
The cougarlicious "Desperate" actress eventually removed her furry covering and showed off more of her "Housewives" bod, as she was snapped going through security at LAX on Thursday.

That's a hot flash!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fly Me, Hot Bodies

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Simpsons Tight-Lipped Over Fall Out Baby

Is Ashlee knocked up with a little emo baby? Neither she nor Jess would spill the goods to us at LAX.


Where's Papa Joe when you need him?

Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Fly Me, Ashlee Simpson, Department of Debunk

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There's Something About ... Marilyn?!

The only thing scarier than having schlock rocker Marilyn Manson on your flight -- the fact that photogs barely noticed big A-list star Cameron Diaz walking behind him at LAX on Sunday! The dope show, indeed!
Marilyn Manson and Cameron Diaz
Maybe the long black mane, shades, five inch heels and heavy pancake foundation had the paps thinking it was actually Cher instead of Manson. Believe!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird, Fly Me

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Eco-Warrier Axed By Bored Camera Guy

We caught up with Ed Begley Jr. at LAX yesterday, but just as the "Transylvania 6-5000" star began his eco-tirade, our guy faded ... to black.


Like that famous frog once said, it's not easy being green.



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Dolph Lundgren: Spare Some ... Movie Roles?

Despite not being in anything remotely recognizable in over 15 years ("Jill the Ripper" anyone?!), 50-year-old "Rocky IV" star Dolph Lundgren was not only recognized at LAX on Monday -- the poor man was hit up for cash!

Dolph gave a few of his straight-to-DVD bucks to charity.

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What Becomes a Legend Most -- Keeping His Cool

John Legend is anti-American, or at least he'd have every right to be.


The singer's head spun as he watched the American Airlines baggage carousel go round and round at LAX, as we waited in vain for signs of his luggage.

Legend never lost his cool and eventually he got his old bag.

BTW, the Airline Quality Rating 2008 came out today. American was rated #9 out of 16 in customer complaints. Something special in the air, alright.

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Kristin Davis Blows Through LAX

Kristin Davis covers upKristin Davis tried to make her way through LAX incognito over the weekend.

The "SATC" darling has been starring in her biggest role since the show ended, a little something we like to call "Apparent Victim of Leaked Sex Pictures."

Somewhere in Manhattan, Bunny MacDougal is rolling her eyes.

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Goldie Hawn: I'll Have the Flapjacks!

Goldie HawnA deflated-looking Goldie Hawn departed from LAX on Wednesday.

The 62-year-old beauty could use some lift-off -- or a bra.

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Tito Lands a Hot Chick

Tito JacksonWearing John Travolta's "Saturday Night Fever" disco suit, Jacko's brother Tito Jackson was snapped at LAX on Wednesday -- with a fetching Nicole Scherzinger look-alike traveling companion. Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like her?!

Wonder what she $ee$ in him?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fly Me, Michael Jackson

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Jesse Metcalfe -- Renfro Snub Sucked

Jesse Metcalfe thought it was a "shame" his friend-through-a-friend Brad Renfro wasn't included in this year's Oscar in memoriam.


Jesse was at LAX leaving for parts unknown. Oh yeah -- Jesse was hiding his shiner with some oversized sunglasses, dodging Mams Taylor questions at the airport. If only he could have dodged Mams Taylor's fist.

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Penelope Cruises into LAX

In town to present at the Oscars, Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey's ex-girlfriend, Penelope Cruz, arrived at LAX on Thursday.


The Scientology escapee's current Oscar-nominated boyfriend, fellow Spanish hottie Javier Bardem, was nowhere in sight.

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Germany Gets Electra-fied

Dressed in her sexiest emo hoodie, skinny jeans und black Converse, Carmen Electra arrived in Germany on and was greeted by a paparazzi blitzkreig.


Attention citizens of Deutschland: There is a "Baywatch" babe among us! Stay indoors!

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