If Lil Wayne actually goes to jail today on weapons charges (like he's scheduled to), Food Network chef Paula Deen has the perfect suggestion for his last meal -- Collard greens ... to "clean his butt out."

Food Network's Giada De Laurentiis is used to egg, gorgonzola and pancetta sandwiches or Chicken Milanese with tomato and fennel sauce -- and unfortunately for her, an in-flight dry turkey sandwich just ain't cutting it.


Yesterday at LAX, the "Everyday Italian" host told us she loves plane food ... but the sarcasm in her voice said otherwise.