Just when Hilary Duff thought a police officer was coming to serve and protect her from a crazy paparazzi crush in Beverly Hills yesterday, the dude totally blew her off. And it was hilarious.
It was like playing with accident prone dominoes on Robertson Blvd. yesterday when a frenzied pack of clumsy pappers totally ate curb while trying to shoot Hilary Duff. It was even funnier when she rubbed it in their faces.
Hilary Duff was caught in a gangbang of paps Thursday night -- but her Nicole Richie doppelganger, aka the Duff Nazi, was nowhere in sight to regulate the situation! The Foxtail doorwoman stepped in, but she was a very sorry substitute.
Clinton isn't the only Hilary that has thrown in the towel! While normally well put together, Hilary Duff emerged at a L.A. hot dog stand on Tuesday -- looking like Jessica Simpson's haggard body double in "Dukes of Hazzard 2: The Morning After."
Hil's frump hair and raggedy outfit are so yesterday.
Hilary Duff's hockey star boyfriend Mike Comrie is restricted to crutches ... but that didn't stop her from sending his lame legs out of Coral Tree Cafe to deal with the paps and get the car ready.
Celebs used to walk the red carpet to be seen, but now all they have to do is walk to Robertson Blvd! Just yesterday, Paris, Nicky and Kathy Hilton, Hillary Duff and Alli Sims all showed up to show off on the Blvd.
Don't think for a second that these semi-stars don't know what they're doing!
What does a girl need to do to get a f***ing cab in New York City?
Hilary Duff and her guy, hockey star Mike Comrie, had a splendid afternoon in SoHo -- until they needed a ride home. There were at least 20 cabs right there -- except they were all just changing shifts, and wouldn't take the Duffster where she needed to go. Tough town -- not a Duff one.
Who says young stars don't eat? The Duff sisters decided to grab a little attention with their food Friday night at Mr.Chow, creating a pap swarm as they were leaving. The two are beginning to look exactly alike!
The Duff girls found a better way to foil paps from getting a picture than by taping tin foil to the windshield -- they hired a driver who'll try to block the shots!
The Duff driver tried to block the photogs from getting pics of his precious cargo as Haylie celebrated her 23rd bday with a dinner at STK and a trip to the Chateau Marmont.
TMZ's photog got a killer workout while trying to get a shot of Hilary Duff yesterday -- sprinting four blocks to get a shot of the Duffster on Rodeo Drive.
Running to the adorable Duff sure beats doing those Jane Fonda lifts.
Multi-talented Hilary Duff and her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, were puckin' around in New York, where her surrounding groupies friends were plenty annoying to a TMZ camera -- and evil Nicole Richie wasn't even there!
There was still an evil clone present -- introdouching,her Perez Hilton look-alike -- who was middle-finger friendly and even spouted some super hilarious inside joke that was "Oh-no-you di' 'int" funny ... to them.
Hilary Duff's sister was spotted in Malibu over the weekend, sporting a new accessory. A man!
The older Duff was arm-in-arm with a scruffy new chap.
Just who is this mystery man?
UPDATE: Mystery solved! A couple of astute TMZ readers identified Haylie's man as Charlie McDowell, son of Mary Steenburgen and former husband Malcolm McDowell.